Jimburst

He's daft as fuck Fair enough.

This game is insanely bad.

Aye, but knowing when not to cap has definitely been key to climbing rank the last few months. He's not scored from open play in literally months ( Not checked that...), no way I'm capping him vs anyone other than shit teams for the rest of the season.

Crazy stuff. All those double gameweeks, surely you could have got rid.

Aye, he's not been an auto cap for ages. Haaland either...

Aye I had to scroll a long time to find your name pal I'm having a shocker too. Never recovered from backing against Salah early in the season. It's been green arrows for months but starting from such a low base it's been tough.

Aye, nowt like em. He's got a bit of the mid to late shearer's about him, good technique, strong, hits it hard.

Nailed it Surprised at Longy. Seems I was talking about something not recent.

Everton need to have a shot or two FFS, Sanchez is awful.

Have to agree. Very special. Really appreciate that 80% of the time he's some kind of Rodri type metronome, but 20% of the time he's the most complete midfielder in world football Excuse the hyperbole. Pace, power, tackling, crossing, shooting, back-heels, flicks. Probably needs to add dribbling to his game to truly say he can do everything, but yeah. He can turn it on in any part of the pitch, at any moment. Mad to see.

Unbelievable player. Honestly had forgotten how much we were missing with his downturn in form. So calm, so sensible. Dictates the tempo, controls the game, leads on the pitch. Happy he's back.

Donnaruma outstanding, only one keeping them in it this half.

Honestly think McGinn is a good player. Snide cunt but I think he's industrious, tidy, tenacious, a good presser. Not top class but I think we'd love him if he were ours.

Agreed, I reckon they should be made to pay their wages or something? I guess that would just inflate player wages too.

There's no difference, players would just ask for that fee to be part of their signing package and then they'd pay it.