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Rob Styles is Lee Stewart's twin

I hate Rob Styles. Fucking twat

THAT WAS A GOAL

shit goal

We need to sort out our attacking play. Wingers should get more involved.

We'll get them

Duff to score

Good play

Close!

Shit

NUFC: Steve Harper, Ryan Taylor, Jose Enrique, Habib Beye, Fabricio Coloccini, Nicky Butt, Kevin Nolan, Jonas Gutierrez, Peter Lovenkrands, Michael Owen ©, Oba Martins Subs: Fraser Forster, Danny Guthrie, Damien Duff, Alan Smith, Geremi, David Edgar, Andy Carroll

Not working here. Blah

Jonas should start passing more with the outside of his foot. That pass to Martins was class.

does anyone look comfy playing vs ronaldo and rooney? Probably not, but I don't like the way Taylor is defending. Makes it really easy to put in a cross or try to go past him.

No way in hell that was a red card. He just held him back to get round him ffs.

A surprisingly good first half, but we haven't had much to offer the last 20 minutes or so. Our defenders don't look comfortable, especially not with Rooney and Ronaldo, so I hope Hughton sees that we can only win by attacking them. They're struggling when we make quick passes and attack with more players than just Martins and Løvenkrands. I have a hope of a win here, but no doubt we will get raped in the second half.

Shit game. Had our chances, but with Martins a bit out of form it was never going to be any goals for us. I don't even have the vocabulary to describe how fucking shit Ameobi is and how much I hate him right now. And fucking Hughton would pick him over Martins any day. Speaking of Hughton, he just sat at/stood by the bench the whole fucking match without giving any fucking instructions to our players, except when we were 3 mins into injury time. He's fucking inept, and so are most of our players. Where's that fucking team spirit and high morale? We can't even mark a player whose hair is more visible than Mike Ashley next to an anorectic. We should probably get a player sent off every game so that we at least can get a point.

Should have made a musical in stead, that would have been fun.

I went in 2005 and I loved it. Didn't get to see the changing rooms, though (apparently because it was the day before a match). Would have liked to been all over the stadium, but we only wandered around the Milburn and Leazes L7.

Not much of a list but here it goes: St. James' Park Craven Cottage Stade de France (tour only) Ullevaal Stadion Haugesund Stadion Marienlyst Stadion Åråsen Stadion

Ah, shit. I've got N'Zogbia on the back of my shirt.

How the fuck was that a foul?

Shit, fuck, cock

FUCKFUCKFUCK DUFF