BONTEMPI

As good as new that.

All to do with finishing 5th though wasn't it. I'm sure many who were undecided about him wanted to see how he fared this season to get a better overall picture. Now they have their answer. He's an average cunt.

This cunt thinks all he needs is Remy to be back, and then somehow scrape a win and the natives will be back in their boxes. I genuinely believe that's how him and Ashley think. Time to get these cunts out.

He's already run out of red felt tips.

Me thinks his smug screen is dissolving rapidly. Now do one you cunt!

Cuban heel crisis.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/alan-pardew-newcastle-uniteds-transfer-6981145 Alan Pardew has revealed Newcastle United’s transfer plans are not “cast in stone.” He insisted that, despite a club statement this week suggesting the club will aim for “one or two” signings a year, the Magpies could still have a bigger recruitment drive. Many fans felt the statement by managing-director Lee Charnley contradicted Pardew’s views that up to five players could arrive in the coming months. Yet when pressed on the situation, Pardew said: “It is not cast in stone. “That (the statement) is an ideal scenario.” Newcastle are likely to lose Shola Ameobi and Dan Gosling on free transfers this summer, plus a host of unsettled stars could quit. Pardew suggested they would be replaced. He added: “Without putting myself under enormous pressure, when one or two leave they have to be replaced. “We still have to get one or two. In principle, what the statement was, was a statement of what we would ideally like. “If you get into a position like we were last year, we got Remy and we were a strong team for the first half of the season. “We lost Cabaye and we have almost lost Remy for the second half.” Pardew also feels the appointment of Charnley is a step forward. He says: “I know Lee Charnley has been announced this week. “I know there has been negative Press around that. “I actually think that is good news. “He knows the club and he cares about the club. “He is somebody I work well with and Graham Carr works well with. “It can be a smooth process. That buoyed me. “But the immediate problem is a result.” So 1 or 2 players a season is an ideal scenario is it?

Any half decent manager can get a side to compete no matter what personnel you have available. This prick has no motivational skills whatsoever! Add to that his lucky dip tactics and you have a quarter-pounder turd burger to munch on. Knew he was a fraud from day one of him being appointment.

Thought they were banned. Not from Stoke

Makes perfect sense if you're a fucking inbred moron.

Turboshit for life.

That's just like me when I've got morning glory.

Happy!

That's because he'll do nothing.

Ooops aye I forgot about that.

Rangers money?

If the statement of one or two players per season is after a major investment and squad revamp this summer then fine. If no major rebuild then we're are as good as down. Bleed the fuckers dry of money I say.

36? Fuck me.

Be a major gamble, but I'd trust a one eyed alley cat over Pardew atm.

I was trying to reference what was being discussed here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95259.msg4941331.html#msg4941331 Obviously got it horribly wrong as usual. Yep, you Pardewed the fuck outta it!

Habit he does.

Imagine him knocking one out in his sheepskin.

We know who you mean.

So no mass protests at the end then? Or booing and hoying shit at Pardew?

Lets hope the crowd turns sour towards cock piss pardew.