BONTEMPI

Nervous scratching, he's getting twitchy.

Nope, he never will, he's a master of self felatio.

See he's right at the end of the excuses book, time to flip to page1 again Alan.

That fish owned him. If only the Perch we had, had been that mobile.

Well he's made them look like right pricks for having faith in him, hasn't he.

I vote for one of Shola's apples.

When's the next game, I can't wait!

Knew it.

Sack this chump and stick in Beardsley for the rest of the season.

Pardew serves up another diarrhea sandwich with extra gravy. mm mm mmmm

Highs! I was off my tits during the Sunderland match, does that count?

It'll be 3 nil again, nailed on.

Wonder if he'll blame the crowd for not helping.

Cisse looked fucking amazing when he first came, such a shame Pardew's reduced him to this shell of a player.

How good would this squad be with a quality manager? Not sure tbh

Pipe dreams lad

Managers fault ultimately.

Poor lad

This shite weather would have probably worked in the mackems favour any road!

If we win tonight i'll run downstairs and helicopter dick in front of the wife and mother in law.

Bastard

Christ, is he still our manager. Blurgh!

Holding back the tears! bubba duh!

Better hope he wins this as I can see people turning on him big style.

Someone help that old lady with her bags