BONTEMPI

I remember calling him turboshit

That's the managers job to make sure they are. Sack the plank

Cisse wonderstrike

Game over really. Well done Alan you epic cunt.

If it was going to happen it'd start now.

Throwing a bbq on the touchline.

Need another goal now.

Get Cisse on Gouf Cisse Remy Take it to them

Fuck sake man what you doing? We could have had him sacked tonight.

Prince Charles if he was working class. Stop it you're making me laugh, I shouldn't be laughing. That's what this place is for.

Prince Charles if he was working class.

SACK HIM NOW!

Well if he touched himself with it he succeeded.

Get fucking stuck in and give them a game.

Joke of a club

Over by page 2

Please oh lord, let us smash these tonight!

Hope he can progress further, and not be stuck in the time warp his brother has found himself in.

Pardew always gets a tea bagging from Roberto. Lose 3-1

What's funny about this, by the way? Didn't you see Cisse's brilliant finish tonight? Mackem.

He's definitely one of those energy saving bulbs.

If we score first then sit back, i'll hoy my own shit at the radio.

He actually said that?

We will bum them without consent.

He's like the orc in return of the king.