BONTEMPI

Change it now before it's too late you tosser

Cos our manager is a complete plank

Come on, lets have another goal lads.

Loose this pards and you can go tonight

Well done pards you dick, nice mindset

Fucking shit

Now all we need to do is have a good 2nd half. Need to come out the blocks and go for the killer 3rd, don't give them a sniff lads.

Push, push, I want more!

Goal for Sissoko please I want a thunderbastard

Right, fucking turn the screw, and get a shitload!

wAHOOOOOOO YA POO

Come on and get another! Stop toying with these chumps.

Just go for it you dumb fucks!

FUCK IN MOTHERFACKA

FFS Just rip them to shreads already.

Come on! Win or bust Alan

If that's true, then pardew needs to go before kick off

Sorry but what is the R word you've starred out? Raggamuffin?

If you throw up an alley oop it's gonna get dunked.

Just fucking win! Please!

His cheek knows no bounds. That's why it's usually hanging outside the frame of his face.

Winger Gabriel Obertan has expressed his delight after Newcastle United secured the services of Yoan Gouffran. The duo played together for one season at Bordeaux up until 2009 when Obertan moved to Manchester United. However, having been reunited on Tyneside, Obertan has insisted that his team have added a "very good player". "I played for a year with Yoan at Bordeaux and I really enjoyed it. He's a very good player and I'm really glad he's here at Newcastle," Obertan told the club's official website. "I have watched some of the games he played in France and he has done really well in the first half of the season for Bordeaux. He is a powerful, explosive forward who is really quick. "His pace is his main quality and he will be a real asset for us this year. Hopefully he will do well in the second half of the season." Gouffran is one of five French players to join Newcastle this month, with Mathieu Debuchy, Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, Massadio Haidara and Moussa Sissoko also signing on at St James' Park.

If he does then he needs sacking just for that.

Krul Debuchy Mbiwa Colo Santon Cabaye Ben Arfa Sissoko Marveux Goof Cisse Would be nice to see with Cabaye spraying balls from deep and let Sissoko drive forward to join the front two.

Fairy snuff, pleased we didn't spunk it all on one player.