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No shit? They're all over the country. I'm just not getting the Greggs jokes every time a player may or may not be signing. Apart from the obvious 'Greggs started in Tyneside'. Shoot me! Thanks, man. Actually vaguely remember some teasing along those lines. Someone trying to explain rather than state the obvious (Wullie ). Eat 10 steak bakes in a row and everything will become clear.

Our luck has to change sometime, so maybe him arriving is the start of that. Need some positive energy released. I released my own but a minute ago. I had fish & chips, mushy peas for tea, with a cracker & brie, chilli dipping sauce chaser. And i'm positive i've discovered a new element.

Fully expect this to end in tears! That's how we roll

If he doesn't go then any potential signngs (if we get any of note) will just mask over his faults. Just like all the players last season that had purple patches at the same time. From the first couple of pre-season games, I could just tell it was going to be a god awful season. Players looking unfit and totally disinterested, and so it has continued. If Ashley gets some quality in and then drops this chump for a proper coach, I just might believe he'd want us to succeed.

Would love it if it was real, and Ashley and Dikka made him play for his job, red or black Alan?

That's why twitter is like catnip to spanners.

While not sticking up for Ashley, apparently when him and his wife split up, he really looked after financially. See he's a teddy bear really I see him paying thousands to be an adult baby. Sits in his giant baby grow and just shits himself for a grand an hour.

Was that you? Guy with beard in your wullie hat?

Stoke. Ah yeah

Gerry Francis is coaching at qpr now isn't he?

I thought at the time that the fans' reaction would be harmful to the team, I think that's fair comment. It's the double-edged sword of SJP. Obviously it's not an excuse, but it's a factor. Troll. On ignore now. Bye. Who is being a troll? Aye, it's just a different perspective depending which side of the fence you sit. Bit harsh to call him a troll As if it's just this one occasion True, but that is his opinion. He's not a troll by sticking to his guns

I thought at the time that the fans' reaction would be harmful to the team, I think that's fair comment. It's the double-edged sword of SJP. Obviously it's not an excuse, but it's a factor. Troll. On ignore now. Bye. Who is being a troll? Aye, it's just a different perspective depending which side of the fence you sit. Bit harsh to call him a troll

Aye, he'd never ever resign.

I'm saying what should happen, not what will happen. That's great, mate. I had noticed. Seems a bit pointless though, doesn't it? Even if he's the owners man. If he's about the loose the owner a shitload of money, what do you think he'd do? Not a thing. Time will tell A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Not if the bush is on fire.

Oh is he staying now?

I'm saying what should happen, not what will happen. That's great, mate. I had noticed. Seems a bit pointless though, doesn't it? Even if he's the owners man. If he's about the loose the owner a shitload of money, what do you think he'd do? Not a thing. Time will tell

I'm saying what should happen, not what will happen. That's great, mate. I had noticed. Seems a bit pointless though, doesn't it? Even if he's the owners man. If he's about the loose the owner a shitload of money, what do you think he'd do?

Go somewhere else for the free meal ticket son.

As soon as I saw Shola in the starting 11, I just knew we'd loose. Funny that! I had felt totally confident we'd win before that.

For one, I don't think Martinez is as good as some think, and two, would he really be released by Whelan to join Ashley's circus

When they beat us in 10 days that'll soon change

He could hook us up with some good players. I hear his recruitment policy is second to none

Personally, I'd like to see how Poyet would fair with some quality players under his belt. Think he's earned his stripes tbh.

If fatboy does the right thing and drops this numpty, who would you want?

He's just like a dog that still shits in your favourite slippers after many reprieves.