BONTEMPI

I'm curious tbh why you lurk in here, just waiting for someone to bad mouth smogsville? Your not the 3 eyed humpback mayor are you? defending your town from all the unusual outside folk!

Because it's 90% true

Grant and Southgate discussing the current offside rules. God totally forgot about that film

And then i'd put your lights out radioactive boy!

He reminds me of this garlic eating prick with ear hair I used to work with. You never get the feeling he was 100% comfortable in that role anyhow.

No, their a kiddy fiddling town!

....loan? Free agent I guess then?

I know just what I was thinking. They looked worse than us at times! Anyway give him a shot and we'll see like always

Only have him on season long loan from Pompey If he he improves us then great, if not then he can go. No loss to us

Probably trying to drag you down to cock height tbh mate! lol Allegedly

Yeah inch high private eye cockney wank face would have been perfect!

You and I could, shortarse. Stop chatting me up. I was wondering if you two would be interested in a dwarf throwing charity event i'm organising next month? We need some projectiles!

As long as we don't waste it on other peoples cast offs

No Elano

We need to start shooting from outside the box for a change! Think Emre was that last one to do it and actually get it on target. We'll be a different side with Martins back, he's the only unpredictable one in our whole squad

I've become very mellow i'll have you know Good for you, I'm proud of you We certainly need a lot more calming down round here. Thanks dad!

I've become very mellow i'll have you know

Brilliant. I know! the swear filter didn't kick in.

Aye was watching that as well Nice to watch classy football for a change! Ronaldo better than Messi? Give me a fucking break!

Think everybody needs to take a chill pill for fucks sake! We all knew we'd be struggling with that midfield this season, so there's sections of the club that should take the blame, but not Keegan for crying out loud! When he first came back in 92 he didn't wave his magic wand and suddenly make that team world beaters! We scraped a draw just to survive and look what happened when he brought who he wanted in. Allardyce is to blame for buying shite! But was it because he didn't have the money he needed to get playeres he wanted in? So the new board and Sam are both partly to blame for the state we're in, Sell Dyer and Solano and not directly replace them was criminal! Ask yourselves where we'd be with those 2 in the side? Probably challenging for a uefa spot! We should see what he can do when he has the players he wants in! That may take a couple of seasons as we're not going to attract top quality next year, so give him time! I think Keegan's only fault is playing Barton Butt and Smith each game they all need to go into the reserves and give some hungry youngsters a chance.

Martins in for CNZ at left wing back? Yep and Taylor as the lone striker!

He's a shite leftback and a very average winger! Never produced enough to be considerted a great player, but then who has this season! We need Martins back asap

Andy Dunn the fucking wanker twisting the knife in the NOTW! Love to scrape the fuckers face off with a cheese grater!

We had just best hope reading loose! We have to be the worst side in the prem by a long way! Yes Derby and others have less points, but lets face it they all play better football and at least make a game of it! I have never witnessed a newcastle side being fucking drubbed week in week out by average teams as well as the top four. The worse I have ever witnessed since supporting since the 70's. Keegan has to take the blame for not adding to the squad in Jan, all this bullshit about there's no decent players available! Fucking bullshit! Defoe, Benjani, Diarra, Barnes, amongst others which would be 100 times better than that shower of shite we have there! Milner tries hard, but crap tbh Smith Butt Geremi Barton Ameobi Duff Cacapa Rozza Enrique Carr All fuck off out of our club! How you can justify being payed that amount for looking worse than a pub team is shocking.

Yep Ordinary people can see it but the people running the club are f****** clueless! Replace Smith with Carrol and anyone for Butt and Barton and we may have given them at least a game! Disgrace to this club, all of them