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Thought I was going to have to give you a booting for a minute there until I read the rest. I think you can be classed a fan even if you don't attend. I for one get up when I can or when the odd ticket comes my way, but a little difficult when you have wife and kids to deal with. Allot of people can't afford it, so to call them not proper fans is a little ignorant, if they have no link with the city however then it's a litttle more dubious. I'd just love to see these Manc Scum fans when Man poo turn to crap once Fergie leaves, then see them switch to Chelsea or whoevers on top! Those fuckers make me sick.

Wonder if he's in a bunk with Bruno?

No where near good enough for us let alone england!

Can I get a divorce then please?

Fucking hell! you sure don't have to do fuck all to get nominated! I think we should really have the Shite Player of the month award instead.

Not allowed fella

We go down a gear in the 2nd half, if you hadn't noticed?

Think Keegan would look at it as a chance to decide the title! He'll go all out! I'm sure he'd love to fuck them up

Well if your under 5'7 you don't need as much as a full grown man! FACT! Dave told me that one!

Now the gimp's coming out in you again! Filthy tart!

Fuck that! If we had that line up why not just send it into the away end?

I'd go for it and play 4-3-3 Duff central just behind the front 2. Harper Beye Cacapa Faye Enrique Emre Barton\Butt Zoggy Duff Martins Owen Lets face it we're not expected to get anything out of this game so just go for it from the 1st whistle.

It will happen all the same! I'm expecting a draw at best, but a drubbing otherwise. Need to make it a cauldron of hate at St Jame's from now on, maybe we'll be able to influence the opposition and win a couple of games at least.

Defining Enriques role! Why the fuck is this lad not playing?

Get back in your box mate. I'm not pretending anything. I just wondered if there was anyone you thought we should sign!!!!!!!! It was a genuine question, not a request for you to go over the same point again. I don't think Spanish players settle, you do, neither of us are likely to change our minds. So I asked (out of interest) who you think we should get from Spain? I'm not planning on attempting to shoot down your answer. PS. I also didnt say (I don't think I did anyway) that you think we should or could sign those players. If you've taken it that way, then I apologise, but you've misunderstood me. f*** spain! We need to be the dumping ground for portuguese talent from now on! If we can't get the like's of the Quaresma's or the Nani's or Deco's etc, lets get Jiminez to snap up from the lower leagues in portugal, he may find a diamond. Lets face it they'd probably have more talent than our entire squad.

god 2010! Ever since we got sponsered by northern cock we've been shite! If the goverment has taken over control, it will still of northern rock as our main sponser logo.

Alan Smith and Nicky Butt. Now Wes Brown and Louis Saha. Why don't we just go and sift through their wheelie bins while we're at it? I'm afraid that's what we've been reduced to thanks to the 2 fat bastards that have put us in that position.

How about Saha in the summer? Would he come? Would he make us better?

All this talk is bollocks! Get em winning fucking games Kev!

Got at least 13 years left in management i'd say! Keep going strong Special K

Looks cheap and nasty Shite logo any road

Oh fuck that Ronaldo! Was getting giddy for a minute there

Either that or raise season ticket prices!

Now c'mon Damien are you sure you won't shoot? Arr go on go on go on go on http://www.fathertedonline.ukf.net/Images/videopreviewframes/sexframe.jpg

OUT Viduka, Geremi, Barton, Carr, Rozza, Smith, Shola, Ramage, Butt, Milner, Cacapa KEEP Zoggy, Emre, Owen, Martins, Faye, Beye, Taylor, Enrique, Duff, Given, Harper. Just clear out the dead wood and the idiots and start again.