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i'm losing patience with him, tbh. He's hardly improved since he's been here. I'd snap their cock off if anyone now offers 13m for him. Some guys offered a 5mm for him in Nigeria!

Did we score? Have I missed something?

Anyone think we can find 2 in 45 mins?

Suprise suprise! Where's Cilla fucking Black!

I'd actually be tempted to raid some russian clubs for a little gem kinky bitch

They wouldn't even have to be that expensive! Maybe a playmaker from the continent that can unlock a few doors would do just to tide us over, and get a bit more movement in the midfield! I'd actually be tempted to raid some russian clubs for a little gem

Well that settles it for me... a tenner going down on 3-0. Did your vision include scorers? Well a bit of the Jelly in the top right corner looked a bit like Milner with calipers on! But it could have been a charity box so I thought it wasn't worth mentioning

We will win 3-0 tonight! I had a vision induced by an out of date pork pie!

Lets hope he's forgotton that he's actually a shite footballer!

Discussing the release of the new balti scotch egg from pukka

Always hurts when they have such a young family

I realise thats not the answer you were looking for Or the droids http://www.scienzagiovane.unibo.it/intartificiale/images/c3po.jpg

Didn't we take some insurance out in case he got sent down?

Well when they find all of Stevie Gerrards swag in his garage he's gonna be well fucked

Why does it takle the pressure being on for us to give a damn and play well? Look when we scraped a couple of wins and the pressure was off him we reverted back to the fucking can't be arsed mode! Football needs to bring in performance related pay to stick a rocket up there arse!

or uri geller to run around the ground Or bend a big fooking spoon over big sams noggin!

What another shit arsed christmas for nufc yet again! Lets get a gypsy to piss on our corner flags because it's beyond a joke now

Why don't we play like that against shite teams?

Offside by Miles

Fucking Bollocks

I've just discovered that if I put Hetty Wainthop Invesigates on the TV instead of Sky Sports we seem to play miles better

C'mon GOD! Give us a win over crimbo

GET IN!!!!!!!!!

Taylor hit in the nads!

nearly 2 nil What a fucking side we are