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You know what will happen man. We buy him, he's obertan and he'll retire here, we loan him, he's Giggs and he'll f*** us off in summer. Nailed on.

Sky claiming a loan.

Yep. Can hardly claim townsend stunting his development, being made from wet tabs is taking care of that for him.

Eh? you might have already done this groo, but what type of player is he? he looks like he can hit them from distance from what ive seen, any other attributes? Leighton James got it right with the one in 5 or 6 remark, passes and games. He has the ability, it's just if he feels like it. It showed after Monk left, his problems started when the chairman Jenkins said after he reluctantly sacked Monk that he blamed the players and mentioned Shelvey in particular for not putting the effort in, after that he completely turned off, made no attempt to play. I can see him playing with enthusiasm now until the end of the season, so I would expect you'll see the best of him. He can be a game winner. Once he's settled in and it may change, especially if he has a tiff with anyone at the club from groundsman to chairman. sounds like its going to be interesting!

He's done pretty well for england hasn't he? im not an avid watcher of them mind.

Eh? you might have already done this groo, but what type of player is he? he looks like he can hit them from distance from what ive seen, any other attributes?

Despite my cynicism about the regime from top to bottom, Aarons was one of the few promising and exciting prospects for NUFC - someone who could genuinely make it big - but unfortunately injuries and being frozen out of the first team picture in these formative footballing years will probably stop him from reaching his maximum potential. For his sake, I hope he gets loaned out or moved on. he's never fit, tbf, if he'd strung a run of games together i'd agree, but he never has and theres nowt to suggest he ever will. we cant wait on him, sadly (not saying townsend the answer but point on aarons stands)

really? aarrons is never fit!

playing devils advocate, but don't 'inconsistency' and 'winger' go hand in hand?

Said this a few times, so I won't harp on, why do you care about the fee? Only question is will he improve us or not? Surely?

its in more than the chron, to be fair.

why would he replace wijnaldum? surely he wont be shifted out wide after his last 2 displays?

ive just done some dennis wise scouting on him, he's nee obertan, but thats no recommendation I guess.

Worthy if a thread now, surely? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-transfers-magpies-held-10738265

may be giggs, but chron reporting we're in talks for Townsend and he wants to join us.

Still talking to your coffee-maker? Eh??? Edit. Got it. Boooo.

Bastia interested in rivieire according to some french press.

Every time Thauvin gets caught in possession McClaren looks like he's going into cardiac arrest. He's just too cautious to back such a player, he'd probably rather start with Gouffran on the left wing. Safe and will track back. Not having a go, but if that's the case, why has he never done it? He probably thinks Gouffran is a central midfielder. Lee Ryder does. So he wouldn't rather play him on the wing then? I think if he knew how Pardew used him he probably would. He seems to want Gouffran-like qualities in his wide players in tracking back. So he'd rather play gouffran there, but never has, because he thinks he's a central midfielder, but if he knew he'd ever been played as a winger before, he would. Got it.

Every time Thauvin gets caught in possession McClaren looks like he's going into cardiac arrest. He's just too cautious to back such a player, he'd probably rather start with Gouffran on the left wing. Safe and will track back. Not having a go, but if that's the case, why has he never done it? He probably thinks Gouffran is a central midfielder. Lee Ryder does. So he wouldn't rather play him on the wing then?

Every time Thauvin gets caught in possession McClaren looks like he's going into cardiac arrest. He's just too cautious to back such a player, he'd probably rather start with Gouffran on the left wing. Safe and will track back. Not having a go, but if that's the case, why has he never done it?

We're shitcunts. Yep. Fans who got on his back included.

would love to see if his press fanboys pick up on it....bet they don't.

i'm all for being cynical about this set of c***s but it smells more of them gambling on potential to me, thinking they're getting the new hazard for 12m and can sell in 2 years for 30m Hell of a gamble paying £12m when he'd just been voted one of the worst players in Ligue 1 last season. ashley loves a gamble though eh? lucky us. do they ever pay off? shame he's never taken a gamble worth taking. fucking fat wanker.

he's got pace, which is a start. but he feels very 'obertany' doesnt he?

shows the 'model' up again i guess. players bought who the 'head coach' doesnt want. fucking barmy.