Mick

Charnley and Carr will almost certainly pick the new manager with Ashley having to agree. Mort appointed Keegan and Llambias appointed up to an including Pardew.

We haven't appointed him so it hasn't got worse, yet.

The quicker he starts losing games the better because we're going to get shit from everywhere until he does.

Had Pardew, have Carver?

That's what I'm thinking, it beats WBA going for Pulis and Palace for Pardew.

Carver getting the job would be a bigger show of us having no ambition than when the club told the fans forum that we were only interested in survival.

Strange choice of URL.

He's put his name forward for the job, tosser.

Carver is full of shit, he's a Pardew clone.

Did he not threaten to chin you? If not, you got off lightly.

Our left backs, do we have any that aren't playing? Seriously, Carver should just piss off and find another club.

I'd virtually given up on him going but always hoped that something would change, I didn't expect a club to actually pay to take him off our hands.

Na, he's lowering expectations already.

Aye, that was the least surprising part of the interview.

He did.

805 posts in a day, god help anybody trying to catch up.

A Big Mac at £7,000,000 is better value than Pardew at £3,500,000

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Alan Pardew: Crystal Palace appoint Newcastle manager Crystal Palace have appointed Newcastle boss Alan Pardew as their new manager. Pardew was given permission by the Magpies to speak with the London side after the two clubs agreed compensation on Monday. The 53-year-old replaces Neil Warnock, who was sacked on Saturday four months into his second spell in charge. Palace have yet to officially confirm the deal but BBC Sport understands Pardew signed his contract with the Eagles on Friday evening. Pardew was in the stands as Palace claimed a goalless draw at Aston Villa on New Year's Day, a result that kept the London club in the relegation zone. He leaves the Tyneside club with Newcastle sitting 10th in the Premier League. Alan Pardew at Villa Park Alan Pardew (left) was at Villa Park on New Year's Day along with Palace chairman Steve Parrish (right) After becoming Magpies manager in December 2010, former Reading, West Ham, Southampton and Charlton boss Pardew guided United to a fifth-placed finish in the Premier League in 2012. But supporters on Tyneside called for Pardew - who was under contract until 2020 - to be sacked earlier this season when Newcastle were in the bottom three. The compensation package demanded by Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has not been disclosed. Pardew has strong links with Palace having spent four years playing in their midfield from 1987, and he scored the winning goal as the Eagles beat Liverpool 4-3 after extra time in the 1990 FA Cup last four.

2nd January 2015, what a day.

So the "fickle bunch" have wanted him out for over 4 years? That's me off to re-check the dictionary.

GTFI