Mick

No, I'm blaming him for being shite, nothing else.

Those bastard defenders, taking it upon themselves to just hoof it.

Yep. You're both nuts.

Do you think he wouldn't miss £24 million?

And where I was.

Your boy had a stinker, again.

We weren't always shite, he played with Keegan and Keegan loved him.

I used to play football with Kenny Wharton.

I was disgusted at that, he screwed up and tried to blame others for him dropping a bollock.

I'd take any monkey over Pardew if I'm honest.

He tried to hoof it once in the 2nd half and the ball went no further forward than it already was, it went out for a throw in line with the edge of our box.

He spent time in the dugout.

I can't stand listening to him, he's like that all of the time and I was wondering if they are worried that they'll get banned if something is said which doesn't go down well with the club.

Better than giving him money and not giving him stick.

Better than nothing.

He doesn't have to pay him off, he could put him on gardening leave and appoint a replacement and let him run his contract down.

They haven't.

Yes.

He really has put our holiday in Dubai to good use, I wonder how bad we would have been without it?

He passed the ball quite a bit against Norwich.

As if those players would have been as good under this clown as they were under him.