Mick

They're a reflection of the manager.

That 45 minutes is as bad as anything we produced last season, we're clueless.

Ooh, ooh, I'll have a quid on 'none of them'! Easy money.

If the Cabaye fee is going to be used to pay off Shiitdew, sell him.

Pardew out.

Parses has to go, we're clueless.

Good job we've had our best pre-season ever.

Shocking from Taylor, again.

That defence, it's a good job it's our managers speciality.

Guess who didn't start the most important friendly of pre-season?

It's the players fault again, even though he played his last game for his old club before coming here, everybody knowing he was coming here.

No, it's a co-incidence.

No, clubs fancy a players and think another club might be after him so sit around doing nothing, or is that only us?

You would like to think that even the thickest person would have clicked that the more he talks about a player to the press then the more likely something happening becomes more likely. Waffle, waffle, waffle - Gone. Waffle, waffle, waffle - Gone. Waffle, waffle, waffle - Doh.

Pardew couldn't stop talking about Carroll leaving, he went. Pardew couldn't shut his mouth about Ba leaving, he's gone. I wonder what's going to happen with Cabaye?

Cabaye will not leave, somebody on here said all of our better players are happy here, only this weekend.

Pigshit. The useless c*** has already proved he can't cope with more than 1 game a week. I hate him. I absolutely f***ing hate him. If you remember at the time, even before the injuries were hitting hard, he said we got into Europe a year or two earlier than expected. He is contradicting nothing if he now feels that with the one or two additions we are now ready to enter European competition again... or at least aim for it. He's full of shit, this time last year we were starting out on our challenge for the top 4. We all know how well that went.

His personal finances must be s**** because of that. Give over, Christ.

Only one team who finished below us last season is still in the division.

Like when we sold Carroll and didn't spend all of it till 2 years after he left....... Ouch.

Who has replaced Ba?

I can't remember anybody saying that wages were our only expense. You may not have noticed but we managed to pay Ashley £11 million in our last set of accounts.

Aye because the TV money is our only income.

Ooooo look at me, look at me, I've got an en suite. Pathetic. He didn't say it was his.