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Personally, I'm looking forward to the behind the scenes introduction. When he said he had to wait 10 days to meet his teammates, did he mean he HAS to or HAD to?

To be fair, I'm sure he's under strict instructions not to ask things like: "Why on earth did you leave AC Milan for Newcastle" And "Settle the debate, you gonna be playing 6 or 8" Or "Chiesa, Bonnuci been on the blower?" Or maybe "Your lass is lush, just shows people with minging teeth can even pull if they are rich."

Just ordered myself another adult one. The lad an away one and an Italy one with Tonali 8 on the back.

My sons shirt just came from DH gate. It was spot on. Shop Pizza126. Can't complain at all.

I refer to my previous post.

absolutely gutted

Aye he looked gutted as he got off that private jet, with his worldie lass before being whisked off to his 3m mansion for his new job where he's earning 10m a year playing in the best league in the world. Mortified, he was.

The same guy who told us we were close to Barella.

MAMAS LASAGNE....

It's nice to see they got to visit tynemouth last night anyway...

It's sarcasm.

What possible motivation could fans of other clubs have?

Comments from where? You need to change who you follow/read. Besides which, he's Italian, you are unlikely to see him smile unless he's nose deep in a bowl of pasta.

If I could only see the feet, I could still pick out the agent.

This is a great transfer for us but... The way in which it's all unfolded has been like some stunning lass wanking me to the brink of climax, right before frustrating stopping for a tab break before repeating the process all over again.

Oh it's undoubtedly horseshit. Bonucci as cover for a year before we go big on Schars replacement next year. I have no idea if he can even walk anymore, like.

Seems a spot on valuation. He'd be a solid, no risk signing. More reliable than ASM but less exciting. As for Bonucci.. yes fucking please. Couldn't care less what age he is. Its one for the romantics.

You do get a couple more seconds on this clip.

Moaaaaar content.

Riddle me this: What do Antoniee Robinson, Harvey Barnes and Tino Livramento all have in common?........ They all have a big mouth agent.... The same agent no less.... We are being used by the same agent, to advertise his players and get them some limelight. Next.

My guess, is that there's a bunch of journalists at that house and he's doing loads of interviews and stuff. Don't make me wait another 24 hours for a half decent interview with him.

He looks like a real leader amongst that group.

Tell me Sandro, people in Newcastle think this is what a Pizza looks like? Do you like yours with or without the whoopee cushion?

Wor lass likes Joelinton. Why wouldn't she? Reckon Tonali gets bonus points for a) having lush hair and b) being Italian.