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I can picture the scene now... in 2000 years time when MAs 39th Grandson finally sells the club to the emperor of the planet Zepselon 7, Whitley Mag pops head above a rock and says, "see, I told you it would happen!" Claiming some sort of fucking victory. It might happen, it might not happen. There is zero chance any fucker on here has anything other than a guess.

Will have another look.

fuck sake.

He was onside man. You lot are blind.

I recognise Pogba is talented but I don't think he's worth the effort. Fergie would have binned him by now. Seems to spend a lot of time jogging around and making soft touches. Now they have Fernandes they should look for someone who will work hard and have quality in midfield.

Jeezus

Anyone else look at the Man Utd fans kicking off about the Glazers and Sky giving them their support and feeling absolutely sick. Fucking hypocritical cunts.

I still think the biggest issue is separating PIF from the Saudi state. Which is incredibly difficult when MBS is a board member as listed on their website.

Didn't even mark him.

1 minute after time

OMFG

God I hope they don't score.

Wey we aren't going to show any real ambition are we? The only way of having a sensible discussion in here is by suggesting players along the Wilson/Fraser/Lewis model.

Absolute joke the decisions that Liverpool get.

Also has the second most headed clearances. Kyle Bartley of West Brom does very well on defending stats but perhaps that's more to do with how much defending he's having to.do.

I'd be looking at that kid Tosin from Fulham. Most clearances out of any player in the PL.

He would also cost a fortune in comparison to someone with similar talent on the continent.

Kane scores again. That man needs to fucking change clubs. I mean I kind of respect a one club man but if he wants the big honours, he's going to have to ask for a move.

Great challenge by cous cous nonce for Wolves, commentators try desperately to work out how they can make it look like a penalty. Football commentary nowadays is the pits.

I'm surprised that Sky hadn't signed a deal with them to be honest.

And then when a side does show some ambition, like Leicester, like Leeds have done, like Villa are trying to, they throw platitudes at them, as if it was obvious all along. Such hypocrisy. Tell everyone how good Hodgson, Bruce, Dyche etc are, then watch their sides taken apart with 20 percent possesion and scrape survival year on year.

And... they have conceded. With about 20 percent possession.

Listening to the commentary, it's nice to know that it's not only us that get the lazy commentary treatment by Sky. Talking about how great Hodgson is and how lucky Palace are to have him. Play some of the most turgid, boring football imaginable. Devoid of ambition.

Might be the best pen ever

Joelinton ha