Stevie

Never forget this one 16:23 BREAKING NEWS: SAMUEL KUFFOUR HAVING MEDICAL WITH NEWCASTLE UNITED 16:42 BREAKING NEWS: JEAN-ALAIN BOUMSONG COMPLETES NEWCASTLE MOVE ...and no mention of Kuffour ever again.

Five live are saying hes away doon London. He's a greedy cunt if he gans there.

My mates a dippers fan, born in London lived in Newcastle his whole life, remarkably he's a good kid, but the way he goes on about Alonso - oh dear. Genuinely I'd rather have Barton than Alonso, he scores the odd 60 yarder, plays the odd decent pass and he's Pele?!?! Personally I think Barton is more dynamic.

SIGNED GOOD LAD. LOCK YA CARS THE NEET THOUGH LADS.

My mate went for a medical once, and they were very thorough, he told the bloke he was worried because he couldn't piss properly, so without warning the bloke put a rubber glove on and stuck it up his arse! Anyone else had a thorough medical?

What the f***? I love ripping this piss out of all opposition, its just their turn. :thup: Childish my cocks bigger than yours abuse. I'm all for it personally

Wullie this is West Ham trying to abuse us!! West Ham! Sunderland have far more right to slag us than these. All we're doing is telling them the way it is. Comments like "surely he'll talk to us if he's going to talk to them". Really astonishing. I can take abuse off fans of clubs like Everton, "we've won more leagues than you" they have, and we can't argue, good club. West Ham though trying to abuse a side that hasn't been a million miles away from winning the league in recent memory, when they've been up and doon more than Abi Clancy's knickers. Howay Wullie.

NSG at 311pm one of the cockney wanks posted a pic of our away support at Deportivo in the INTERTOTO CUP with the caption Rio wrote: I can safely say when we played Metz in he Intertoto we had far more than when the Toon played in Coruna Put this up I can safely when we played Inter Milan in the San Siro I can safely say we had far more than West Ham's average gate in their 1993 promotion season. http://www.italymagpies.it/ToonGoal.jpg put it in reply to his pic

I can't remember them ever bringing more than 2,000 here. First away game back with the big boys, after a great 3-1 home win against Blackburn yet they couldn't fill 2,000 even in 05/06. They're a true nothing club in every sense of the word.

Just as well. Newcastle have the lowest female/male ratio of any club in Britain, not that this means anything. "FAAKIN ITS AWW FAAAKIN PWOPAH MEN DAHN THE FAAKIN BOLEYN COS WE'RE THE 'ARDEST CAANTS IN THE WEWWWD" :lol One reason why it's difficult to name a bigger set of mongish fans than West Ham. You can slag Liverpool fans but at times they can put a really good argument up. On the other hand we're shit because we only go to see the toon win. West Ham fans all think they're Danny Dyer. "IF WE CAN'T WIN ON THE PITCH WE'WW WIN OFF IT COS WE'RE THE FAAKIN ICF , WE DOWNT FAAKIN CAYAHH ABAHT OWWD BIWW, WE'WW DO THEM AN'AWW" Rare decent point. "we have fans of a different culture" what a total wank, I'm laughing reading it. I'm not proud of what happened in 1980, but lets just say Tony Cottee nearly became part of a BBQ. Granted now we have little or no cunts like that. As for the game against Forest. 4-0 down singing Billy Bonds Claret N Blue Army so fucccccccck, was exactly the same when we were at Cardiff and 4-1 to Man Utd, nothing to be proud of, just 30,000 half pissed/sobering up cunts with nothing else to do but sing and so some pride. Besides all you have to look forward to is going back to your Redbridge highrises where the only cunt on your floor who speaks English is you. Cunts. Well I'll say right now Everton's fans are in a different league to yours, but comparing ours to West Ham is like comparing Kelly Brook to Dot Cotton.

Absolutely hilarious, more hilarious than Scholes to Sunderland and more unbelievable. The fact it's half empty for UEFA Cup games is because the UEFA Cup is shit, most of the games are like playing League One sides, and we've played over 80 games in Europe in the last 10 years. Shite like West Ham and Spurs haven't even played 20. "And we are going to a 60,000 stadium " and.......... This is a club who have averaged over 30,000 TWICE in their history, opposed to a club who have set world record average gates, and in the last 7 seasons alone have never been lower than the 11th best supported club in the world, as far as average gates on concerned. You really couldn't make that up. I won't go on about attendances, but that great promotion season of 92/93, West Ham had a really good season too, they were only 8 points worse off than ourselves, their average gate? 15,000 I rest my case cor blimey, jellied pie, nice gaff, apples and pears cockney wanks. The biggest and most accurate insult I can bestow on them is they're a very very poor mans Tottenham, and truly that is an insult. If you asked your average foreigner who Newcastle United are and I've seen this first hand in countries like Thailand, "yay Newcastle Araan Sheela!" if you asked them who West Ham were they'd think you were on about a part of a pig. Deluded cockney cunts. Hand on heart I wouldn't put them in the top 15 clubs in this country, I don't think many would.

Gary Speed scored from about 30 yards against the cockney mackems, or Arsenal.

UEFA today have finally confirmed what I and a small amount of others on this board have always known - they're a disgrace. In one the leading Sunday newspapers today the scathing UEFA attack doesn't go far enough, they should be banned again imo. The SCUM OF ENGLAND. FULL STOP

Is there some asylum seekers you can rob in your Kent hovel instead of being here? YAFWYNT NH CW

Cantona didn't come till the February or March and was on the bench as much as he played. They'd still have won it without Eric. Leeds crowd were brilliant that year, when people go on about crowds been the 12th man, I think there's never been a crowd that I've known in my lifetime who were consistently as good as they were that season, was a true lion's den Elland Road, second I'd put SJP 95/96.

Reet I'm doing: England HT/FT £20 7/2 Beckham First Goal £5 12/1 England 2 Brazil 1 Correct Score £5 9/1 and double England 2 Brazil 0 + Jole Cole First Goal £2 90/1

I won £170 last night on a lucky 15. I'm sticking a 10a on Beckham, and £20 on home away or draw. What do yous think? I think we can win. Still undecided though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/webspace1/Mush.jpg "Fuckin £3.50 a pint the cheeky cockney baztaaz, your gettin the next fuckaz in!"

Not to you big boy

Amady Faye made his debut against Coventry in the FA Cup iirc and actually had a very good game. His only decent game for us I believe! No one can beat Fumaca, the bloke clearly wasn't a footballer. I can't remember it at all but I would bet my house on Rob McDonald's first game being s**** as every other game certainly was! I think the McDonald debut was live on Sunday afternoon telly when terrestrial channels had live games on.God he was rank. Aye against Man Utd. Was 0-0 all I remember was there was only about 20,000 there as there was an official boycott of the game and Brian Tinnion hit the post in the first half from a free kick, that's akk that happened, Man Utd were shite then too Blackmore was one of their better players. Honestly can't remember if Rob McDonald played but he was purely shite, one of the worst centre forwards I've ever seen. He was third choice striker for PSV Eindhoven when we signed him, and they were then THE REIGNING CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE. I thought we'd signed the new Beardsley for £100,000. The reality of it was, he made the signing of McGhee and Quinn the next season look like Maradona and Pele.

You know Boom Cha? Aye he played in Germany didn't he, and we used to giggle at his name in our Mexico 86 sticker albums, when we were 7 or 8.

Any update? 3 dead, 19 injured. Running updates on news 24 i just got it now brilliant ;D ;D mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif at Papo's comment as much as AS9's.

Ask him if he can change it to Shola_23 or Baba_33

Jermaine JENAS, Uwe FUCHS, Kha BUM Chun (South Korea 86, 1990, 1994 - legend of Panini sticker albums)

I honestly believe these people come out with such shite because they want an alternative view, Vic is a prime example. Viduka, when he's on song is unplayable, his lack of desire (at times) for me has cost him being recognised as one of Europe's best strikers, because he's got more than enough ability to be held in that light. He's done well at Boro, I think this move will further re-invigorate him. It's not like his main asset is pace neither, we could easily get 2 or 3 quality years out of him. I don't know who some of these people think we are! Terrific signing, and to be honest I'm delighted James Beattie/Kevin Davies/Kenny Miller players of that ilk (who couldn't wipe Dukes arse), will not be coming.