Stevie

Shearer, Tino, Bellamy, Owen, Albert, Given - not top players? I wouldn't take much notice of a yeti who has been sacked from every coaching job he's ever had.

Yes, but you're missing the point. Berbatov wasn't a world star he signed for you and probably still isn't, Owen was when he signed for us, the point I was making was Spurs don't have the capacity to go out and buy world stars, unless they're finished like Klinsmann. Just because he's not a Canadian who went to Harvard University, it doesn't mean his article isn't absolutely spot on. s****, a double negative, I suppose you'll tell me off for that as well. What you said makes perfect sense. I.e. it does not mean it is not spot on. It's only incorrect if you say something like: "Don't have none" when you mean "Don't have any". I hope that clears things up It makes sense, but is also grammatically incorrect.

:-[ and that's the more intelligent ones.

Klinsmann used Spurs to resurrect his career, off like a shot as soon as he had proved he could still do it. A number of Spurs fans I know don't like Klinsmann because of that. Same could be said for the Owen situation tbh. Anyway my argument was that Klinsmann wasent washed up when we signed him. He was stuck at Monaco, still good but past his best wasting away in the French League. Someone like West Ham, Tottenham or Southampton were always going to be his best bet.

Hopefully the majority will be at school? You will get the odd 26 year old spacker, but what can you do?> Has Sima said he's gann like? There's one bloke about 30 years of age who is always at these things, everywhere you go in Newcastle you see him, I think he lives in the West End, he's always carrying a plastic bag, and whenever anyone signs, you see his head pop up over their shoulders as they're getting interviewed.

Yes, but you're missing the point. Berbatov wasn't a world star he signed for you and probably still isn't, Owen was when he signed for us, the point I was making was Spurs don't have the capacity to go out and buy world stars, unless they're finished like Klinsmann. Just because he's not a Canadian who went to Harvard University, it doesn't mean his article isn't absolutely spot on. Shite, a double negative, I suppose you'll tell me off for that as well.

Yes, but you're missing the point. Berbatov wasn't a world star he signed for you and probably still isn't, Owen was when he signed for us, the point I was making was Spurs don't have the capacity to go out and buy world stars, unless they're finished like Klinsmann. Just because he's not a Canadian who went to Harvard University, it doesn't mean his article isn't absolutely spot on.

It's Liverpool's current away with the toon badge stuck on.

You can guarantee NSG will be down there on SSN, proclaiming in his half geordie half smoggie voice that we'll win the league next season.

Haven't got a life PMSL. Yes, I'm the one posting on a clubs message board other than my own, where everybody thinks I'm a complete wank at 328am. Dear me.

I'm sure of you will agree a cracking read there from Luke Edwards of The Journal, who clearly makes Alan Oliver's ramblings look like the back page of The Dandy. The article is spot on. There are maybe 20 A listers in the Premiership, Michael Owen is definitely one of them, and it could be argued he is the only one who doesn't play for the big four. You could say Berbatov but he wasn't when he came to Spurs. The article is correct, none of our so called rivals, the media and the top four can stomach the fact we signed Michael Owen. The likes of Tottenham, Villa, Everton, Man City etc.. are jealous and kuffaw at the idea of Owen playing for Newcastle, and the key reason for that is, nobody of his current stature would ever sign for their clubs. The top four, come out with things like he only came for the money, of course he did but at least we had the ambition and resources to do it, so where's the problem. The southern-centric media aren't happy neither, and it all boils down to a nation wanting to put clubs in certain boxes. How dare we sign a striker who could walk in any other team, we're only little Newcastle who do we think we are. The thing what we must do if we are to progress is live outside these boxes, don't class ourselves as a club who are in the group behind the UEFA Cup spot, or a second tier side like Spurs, or even a top four club. Class ourselves as NUFC, and forget about where we're supposed to be, who we're supposed to be signing and what our ambitions are supposed to be.

Mertesacker has signed for CF Real Madrid.

Previous page Typical shite PUMA shirts. Shite strips for a shite club.

Similar to the one you wore when we beat you 5-0.

He's only a kid. Sam uses him sparingly and he never looks out of his depth. I seem to remember he scored a beauty for Bolton on his European debut.

I bet we sign Vaz Te, he loves him and he's young.

Fowler: Justice For The 96, don't buy The Sun, Free Michael Thatcher: Shut up you scouse cunt

WUM?

NWAF

Bellamy - watch this space Dunne Ben Haim Meite Anelka Diouf Nolan Barton Speed Koumas Gravesen C.Davies Barnes Vaz Te Viduka O'Gay

I forgot that cheeky scouse b****** Chris Bascombe, who tries to be a clever c*** with his jibes about geordies being fat EVERY time we play Liverpool.

Henry Winter. One of the most respected football journalists out there... Find it astonishing people are criticising Henry Winter. He's intelligent, interesting, talks sense, and always has a good word for the toon. The biggest CUNT journalist ever EVER, is this fuckin Scottish cunt called Patrick Barclay who writes for The Telegraph. He looks like Jon Luc Picard, and used to be on Keep Hold of The Back Page. I remember after we lost the title in 1996, he said "Newcastle fans lost the title, not the players, their nervousness transmitted itself to the team who blew of it all because of their support." We won fuckin 17 out of 19 at home the fuckin wank. He went on to say "If they had Man Utd's support they'd have won, United have a different class support." Steve Curry (Express) who is as manc as they come correctly said that's the most ridiculous thing he'd heard in his 30 years in the media. Other cunts, Roger Thames. His face does my head in, and his pathetic puns. Steve Claridge is a cunt "peepuww forget Newcartheww fanth aren't great. I played in front of 13,000 there for Cambridge, Pompey could get as many as them." UTTER UTTER NOBHEAD. All of Talksport apart from Mick Quinn. Phil Thompson, what a total nob, his hatred of the toon knows no bounds. I don't like Lawrenson but I'd miss him off MOTD if he wasn't there. Jim White, thinks he's class because he talks loud, nothing but a hun nobhead from Maryhill in Glasgow. Alan Oliver needs to pipe down. Who else? I finally, I have to say Alan Mullery is the most boring man in the British sporting industry.

Gullit for City, his agents apparently been touting about, Al Fayed considered appointing him Fulham manager.

No whats mind boggling is the fact that you keep going on about it like it effects your personnel life. Very sad to Personnel life? Is Toon's Taylor a Human Resources Officer like? Of all the posters from other clubs KD, I think it's accepted that your contribution is the most pathetic.

That bollocks EU competition ruling really screwed over the average man. The fans are massively out of pocket just so two big companies are rich instead of one. Brilliant. Aye but ye get the SPL as well