Ashley17

http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/topic/69958-sunderland-sign-roarie-deacon/page__view__findpost__p__972445 What a list of stars that is

Strictly speaking there's nothing stopping you doing just that.

Fuck off a second, scott carson has Bursaspor!?

It'll be Tavernier, reading between the lines. The club are huge on this promote youth thing, I think you can probably consider him our back-up right back now (assuming they've all agreed Perch is a waste of time)

Glad I set up that twitter account as Casemmiro, already paying dividends

Duckin love Madras' autocorrect

Not really, he told someone who asked the chances are 'slim to none'. Ah ok, don't have twitter so I was just going by the single quote.

Seems like he hasn't given up hope completely then..

Presumably not from Man Utd? People seem to have seen two clubs named in a sentence and assumed...

Would be a good signing for them long term but for that price I'd think their fans will want him to perform immediately, and I don't think he'll able to do it consistently for a few seasons yet.

Definitely has all the assets to be a top keeper in my opinion. Looked assured when I saw for Atletico earlier in the season, unlike the jokers playing infront of him (Perea). For a young lad he has some food experience already and will only get better. How he has progressed in the time he's been in the team should be a lesson to us and why Harper should not be #1 next season. Having food experience is vital, especially if he's coming to England. See how he manages a parmo, then we'll see how much food experience he has.

£7m for Keane £12m for Palacios

:lol:

I don't think Jonas will start on the right. Pardew moved the whole team to ensure he never played down the right last season.

It's a hell of a Kwik-E-Mart bill that's for sure

...unless West Ham come up.

Ujfalusi nuts are we!

Could be any fucking time, 7.30am for Marveaux ffs. Reckon Dekka will stumble home from the casino in the wee hours and announce we've signed this guy.

ITK are only in agreement on incomings. When it comes to outgoings, nobody is going anywhere. In fact, nobody has ever knowingly left Tottenham.

Neesy

I love to think there's some clueless people who believe everything on twitter. Bounding into work saying "we're getting N'Zogbia, Barnetta Adebayor, Erdinc, Matuidi, Gameiro, Gervinho, Roger Johnson & M'Bengue. They're all up for talks and we've had bids accepted."

Sitting him between Ben Arfa and Perch ffs.

What's your opinion on this guy Ronaldo? Assume you have a friend/flatmate/relative who watches Rennes a lot.

Timeline of events: Saturday 9pm Douglas on twitter: Shock departure tomorrow, you won't believe it zomg This forum: *Name everyone except Jonas* The Sunday Sun: JONAS JETS OUT Seems to be the general way of things.