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Jonas is fun to watch.

Holy shit, Butt. Fucking mother of fucking fuck fucking hell. Get the fuck off the pitch.

Duff with another dive.

Jonas on for Charlie.

Duff's only remaining ability is diving.

He's been at Wigan for just about a year and there's all this hype. He took Birmingham up but also took them down, by the way. And, they were looking to go down a second time when he left for Wigan. We've seen managers have a few good years at a small club and then just totally capitulate when they get a bigger job; I think Bruce will go the same way. Curbishley was everyone's darling for about 10 years and look at the job he did when he finally got some money at West Ham.

spurs

Lampard should have had his hat-trick right after Fulham scored. Exciting end after such a shite first half.

Assou-Ekotto sent off. We need draws.

As undeserved as you can get. I can't believe we've lost this. and you're quite right not to believe it, you drew. We lost the title.

As undeserved as you can get. I can't believe we've lost this.

At least our next premiership match is a couple of weeks away. Let's get some of our wounded back, regroup for Hull and then we've got West Ham at home, a very winnable game.

Thank fuck for that.

They're a less flashy version of the Man Utd team that played us a year ago at St James'.

We should clap their whole team off. This is a performance that we can only dream about at the moment. Individually, are they that much better than us? Kuyt starting? Hyppia, for fuck's sake? Rafa's drilled them into a very, very good team. They keep possession much better than they ever did. All of them know where to be, and when to move, when to stay. Instinctively, they know where to look when they receive a pass and another pass is off straight away. We've got decent players but we're such a shite team.

Who the fuck was to, Shola? Eh? Fucking cocksucker.

Embarrassing as fuck.

A brilliant team performance by Liverpool.

Too easy. Colo got schooled.

Good effort, Geremi.

Hahahaha, Butt taken off. What in the world is going on? That's actually a good decision. Well done, Kinnear.

Haha, what the fuck was that, Zoggy? Typical. Just fucking typical.

Soft fuckers, put in a fucking tackle. Bunch of fucking girls.

Newcastle United. Shite defending since 1892.

That's pathetic.