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Spuds 1-1.

Colo says he is the thickest player in the programme today. Poor bugger is getting it from all sides.

Of the four "strikers" Cisse probably is the likeliest to score with Gouffran bang out of form, De Jong looking like a fish out of water and Shola being Shola. Then again Cisse would struggle to hit a hippo's arse with a banjo too.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/lee-ryder-demise-hatem-ben-7008878

Worked a treat at Stoke - only got beaten 1-0. Probably Pardew's logic.

Goals boycoutt.

The Liverpool bias on Soccer Saturday is shocking. Almost as bad as Martin Tyler's commentary against Citeh last week. No doubt our game against them will be televised and we will follow the script, roll over and get humiliated in front of millions. Sickening.

With that team his recent comments about failure motivating him make sense.

He is a decent pundit excluding the nasty whiney Scouse accent but he obviously has not seen us play this season if he thinks we are doing well.

He seems to achieve a new one every week. Fair play. Why not give Armstrong a start? Would lift the crowd for starters. Then again Shola can't stop scoring...

Possibly one of the least creative and shit midfields I can recall. Guaranteed another scoreless defeat to keep the run going if that is correct.

Nice to see Cisse on the wing and Shola up front. FFS.

Carragher just does not get it at all: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2607931/JAMIE-CARRAGHER-Dont-attack-Alan-Pardew-hes-doing-good-job-Newcastle.html

No Chico. Not sure this is good news or bad news...

They played well last weekend. They need the points way more than us and I will be surprised if we put up much resistance.

Feel like the players - struggling to get motivated for this.

A bizarre one in The Guardian apparently - Tiote to Citeh: http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-wire/manchester-city-tiote-interest-reported/

Expecting a nasty atmosphere if/when we get beat. Can see the apathy changing.

He was physically thrown out of the dressing room after the Manure loss? I wonder by who - Shola maybe.

Wolves 5-4 now. Goals - what are these?

Southport down to 10 men too. Unfortunately Braintree are 1-0 up.

Heed 1-1.

We have had some right dross over the years. Xisco, Guivarc'h, Luque etc. The list goes on. Hopefully De Jong can turn it around although looks lightweight and slow to me.

Driven to fail more? Right on target atm.

Didn't Rob McDonald come from a Dutch club? I remember him being shite. Think he scored for us too. Andreas "Pamela" Andersson was another.