sempuki

3 zip.

Can't believe it's only 2-0.

Barton sent off and probably done for the season. Joy.

My connection just went off....hurrah!

"Ryan Babel has not scored in 18 games since the 5-1 rout at St James Park" .....tempting fate.

Time for Carroll? Viduka looks more shagged out than usual.

I can't remember a sequence like this when we have scored so few goals.

We don't have a Premiership team, at least we won't shortly but the fans at away games really do us proud.

No Really no. Only Yes if you don't like money.

A daft question perhaps but would anyone take a 2-0 defeat? We are 3 points behind Hull and could be 6 points behind tomorrow if it goes pear shaped but there's more chance of getting a BJ from the Queen than anything from this game today!

HT. On the verge of being violated.

They are taking control. Could be a Hatton-Pacquiao scenario with us as Ricky. 2-0!

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4977/relegation.th.jpg This one is not so bad really. I think it's getting to me though - my secretary asked me if I wanted a Coca Cola today - my reply was not very appropriate to say the least.

Bricking it like never before. One of the most crucial games in my near 30 year Toon-related misery. Off to bed but will get up to listen to the radio at 4.00 a.m. Can't sleep, no way.

Have to agree. We look all but condemned to the Fizzy Pop League.

Very lucky. Like everyone says Carroll needs to start next week.

Sounds like a porn movie.

5 minutes. Squeaky bum time!

I know I'm greedy and we don't deserve it but ONE MORE PLEASE!

Carrolllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carroll........

Shola will surely get subbed but what about Owen? Terrible again.

Spiderman enters.

Do or die now Shearer. Got to change it immediately.

Listening to music to block out the pain? We look even worse this half if that's possible.