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Something totally bizarre like Smith or Shola scoring needs to happen.

Fulham have only conceded 32 goals all season. Our pitiful 10 men seem to be rather up against it.

Rubbish. Predictable.

Free kick chance. We need this.

Ryan Taylor instead of Coloccini.

Colo on - a nightmare is enfolding before my eyes.

Bassong sent off. We are fucked.

At least we are having a go. Our bottle seemingly hasn't gone yet (although mine has).

This is going to be a very, very long 35 minutes.

Looks nowt wrong with the "goal" on the telly.

Now for Boro!

Hull almost score again....................

Better I think.

I hope he's suspended without pay and we can claw something back for him.

The lad is an utter arse. What chance he's at Blackburn next season though?

12 goal attempts in 5 games? Liverpool had more than that in the 2nd half.

Good that he doesn't make excuses.

The thought of games against Doncaster and Barnsley................ugh. Would you rather look forward to an inevitable Hammering by Man u , Liverpool etc. Yes! Though I would hope we won't be as bad next season as this IF we stay up.

The thought of games against Doncaster and Barnsley................ugh.

Boro really is shit or bust. Lose that and it's all over. Probably scrape a 0-0 draw if we are lucky.

Optimistic. I don't know how we get those 3 points mind.

Any comments from Shearer yet?

3-0 and they hit the bar 3 times too. Very one-sided and we played like we've given up. I just hope Hull and the mackems have given up too - it's our only chance but I really think we are down.

The Boro game is obviously now monumental. Sadly I can't see us getting anything the way we are playing. I hope Boro are bad - they have to be.

Horrible, amateurish defending. No one at all marking 3 players.