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Maybe he could dispose of Ashley in his swimming pool.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/newcastle/article6741294.ece He reminds me of someone but can't put a name on it.

I actually think this one could be a go-er. Come on Wor Bazza - rid us of Thick Fat Mike!

Doubt we'll get much more.

Alan Oliver speaks: 2 August 2009 Diamond geezer in for Newcastle EXCLUSIVE Alan Oliver Mike Ashley could have unearthed a gem in his bid to sell Newcastle United - a mystery diamond billionaire. And last night People Sport learned that a new group of Tyneside businessman are also forming a bid. Newcastle fans have grown takeover weary, and were far from amused this week by the revelation that a bid by "Dubai businessman" Sirous Mahjoob was another hoax. Advertisement Click here to find out more! Quantcast But Sir John Hall, who with Freddie Shepherd sold the club to Ashley 16 months ago, has brought a South African diamond billionaire to the table. Ashley is believed to be in Hawaii, but deal fixer Keith Harris is back from holiday to try to broker a deal. The consortium of North East businessmen are trying to stump up the £100 million asking price by looking for 20 clients willing to put up £5m each. Former chairman Shepherd is silent on his own takeover ambitions amid claims he has already made a bid below the asking price. Ashley will not want to sell to Shepherd, but he could end up as the last man standing. Meanwhile, Shepherd has offered to pay for a statue in honour of Bobby Robson at St James' Park.

Laura? did he really write that? Yeah - it's from his blog published today.

Lee Ryder: The transfer embargo has now been lifted - this would indicate one of two things: 1) we're getting close to a deal and the potential buyer(s) have given their blessing to the sale of 'assets'; or 2) MA is preparing to take the club off the record. I'm 80% sure that it's the first option, but not happy that Keegan is being mooted as a possible manager. Still, can't have everything and for now I'll settle for getting rid of Laura Ashley!

I'd take almost anyone at the minute so hope it's true but not so sure....

Some nutter might be tempted to provide some ABH (Ashley Bodily Harm). Seriously he deserves a good kicking for what he has done and is doing to our club.

1-1. Windass PK.

You just don't fuck with a club like he has done. I think he can't be that incompetent - no-one can be this thick. It's pay back time imo.

We could go down and do this all again next year. You might be right the way things are going. If 50,000 axe-wielding Geordies stormed the fat bastard's Buckinghamshire mansion it might hurry him up. He's turning me into a bad man but for all the mess Lawrie McMenemy did to the mackems Ashley has magnified it ten fold. Hate him, I really do.

Staggering. I'm not a violent man but Fat Mike would be in serious danger if we ever met. Dark, dark days. Can it get worse than this?

Hope it's true. Hope it happens soon!

I reckon a few of our better players will stay and give us a season to get back up. They did the same at West Ham and Juventus. when did West Ham go down? Not so long ago. Carrick was with them then.

Better the Devil you know for me too. We've only got 6 weeks until the season kicks off - hope Shearer has some irons in the fire.

<not do videos post youtube> This is class too - probably been seen before though maybe not recently.

Haven't seen it in years - can't see Alan Smith ever doing that. Thought the nostalgia might cheer up the board a bit but perhaps not!

What a player he used to be - check out his second goal after Fat Sam scores a header. <no football clips please thanks you're welcome>

I really, really hope not.

From Vital Football - not sure of their "sources": Alan Shearer has identified Sheffield Wednesday duo Mark Beevers, and Tommy Spurr as potential replacements for outward-bound Sebastien Bassong, and Jose Enrique, it has emerged. In addition, Big Al also wants to sign Tottenham Hotspurs right-back Chris Gunter, and Leeds United striker Jermaine Beckford. The 38-year-old potential-boss has also outlined a fall-back plan if he fails to land his initial targets with former Magpie Andy Griffin, and Damian Delaney of QPR lined-up. Several loan deals are also said to be looming, with Everton midfielder Jack Rodwell, Manchester United defender James Chester, and Chelsea youth Franco di Santo linked. Shearer expects an announcement specifying whether he has a shot at the United manager's post or otherwise by this time next week. Any news pertaining to Chris Hughton taking charge of pre-season will also be released by that time - if Alan Shearer is not appointed.

I hope he's telling the truth.

He said "sorry" in Japanese. "Sugoi" means "great" though he should probably change it to "warui". Japanese lesson over!

Anyone is better than Cashley - even Fat Fred.