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Nah, not buying it (and we won't be buying him either).

Feckin Greeks.

Ashley will make a profit again if Hayden goes.

That last line from the Independent is interesting. Sounds like he might be gone after Thursday (as there's no chance we'll get anyone in who is decent).

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/rafa-benitez-newcastle-resign-exit-transfer-latest-updates-future-news-a8751181.html That meeting sounds bleak. He might as well go now.

This. And it will be some numpty yes man no-one wants.

Looks like our transfer cash is going on Patisserie Valerie. Sounds like a French player.

Had a season ticket for donkeys years but gave it up when I moved down sarf. I'd hesitate to go if it was free these days. Pointless.

Harsh but true: https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2019/01/28/newcastle-uniteds-joselu-is-the-most-immobile-striker-in-britain/

Give it a rest man.

He'll be replaced by another patsy like this numpty.

Shock:

Bag of shite.

Sterry back to Crewe. Freeing up a squad place for a non-existent signing or saving money?

Same. They'll lie anyway.

I don't know how he puts up with it. I couldn't. At least he has a maximum of 4 months left.

Rafa will leave without getting the LB he's been after. Fuck this club.

There we go. He loves it.

It'll be down to money and they'll lie as usual. We're only the 19th richest club in the world after all.

Thought this one was in the bag. Should have known.

Charlie Austin wants to move.

Paperback sets this up to kibosh later: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-aim-complete-jordan-lukaku-15730180.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Samaris again (out of contract soon): http://www.sportime.gr/podosfairo/ellines-tou-eksoterikou/246104/apokalypsi-samaris-epanerchetai-i-nioykastl/