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Would hope so. Can't see them turning down £37m profit in a month.

Would it be £65m if we are £5m apart? Would be our record signing after Mr Escariot.

He'll probably blow us out anyway.

Further down the list presumably but wouldn't rule it out depending on the fee.

Slowly coming around to this. Not much else left.

No choice really. Can't faff about anymore.

Keith has been spot on about this. Fair play.

Good fee with a year left. Will they bite though...

Hope this one doesn't drag on, one way or another.

Henry Mauriss and Barella are all but a distant memory. Fair play to the bald git. Enjoying the cut of his jib over the past few days.

It's going to be an incredibly intimidating and extremely loud Geordie bear pit. Can't wait.

I'll be shocked if he leaves after reading that. The triple-faced backstabbing Judas will have to crawl out from under his stone now.

Eddie will need to have long chats with Bruno and Joelinton before the game but it'll probably kick off anyway.

It's almost like his agent is trying to sabotage his career.

The weasel's statement has backfired.

Class. Make the wanker suffer as long as possible. He's fucked this season before it's started.

Sounds better than Judases. Still don't want the half-arsed lanky bastard after what he's done but I'd be surprised if he goes now.

Might be the Brentford Judas joining our Judas.

Baldy doubling-down:

Reads like the one with the least appropriate surname ever has ruled out just about everyone.

Aye - he'd lay him out.

We are considering shifting him before the end of the window according to the Athletic.

Has a really good scoring record in Serie A. It's just those daft wages. He'll be on at least double our highest earner.

I don't want the ungrateful and disrespectful twat either but he only leaves on our terms.