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There we go.

I stand corrected. Madness.

Just not Liverpool please. They'll no doubt be trying to sell their dross to Saudi to fund it.

4 goalkeepers and no experienced forwards. Lovely.

Writing on the wall sadly. What a shit Summer this is turning out to be.

Apparently Citeh want Ederson to stay. Not sure if this affects Shagger or not.

Can see him doing better than both Pedro and Ekitike next season. Hopefully with us and not Spuds.

Do we ever learn?

Definitely recognise that name. Maybe things have become so desperate we need to transfer our own players to ourself?

A very sad individual or a tit to be concise.

Better than nowt I suppose but what a comedown that would be.

Precision and positioning over power but has an excellent goalscoring record. I'm in.

Vibes Foot sounds like a credible website:

I need to stop checking Twatter. Would be nice to see something positive now and again.

Hope he's OK: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-paul-gascoigne-hospital-gazza-35587884?24=

Apologies if further bollocks:

Bollocks I hope:

I don't think Diomande has gone to Palace yet. Maybe a chance to start monitoring before considering?

I'd be happy with this one now. Has an excellent scoring record and we might have enough left over to continue our monitoring of a CB, CM and GK.

Really hope we don't make any future moves for him. Wouldn't give him another opportunity to blow us out again. Embarrassing stuff.

Head turned I'd imagine. If he goes, hope it's to Saudi.

Yes, that's going to lead to more speculation.

Textbook.

I think we were. He's a workhorse but also a carthorse.

Another kick in the nads.