sempuki

For the money it would cost to get Chalobah, it would probably be worth sticking with Hayden and hoping he fulfils his potential. Spend the £25m elsewhere. Would prefer Baker from Chelsea but he'd probably cost a bomb too.

Not a bad signing imo.

2018 Check-a-trade trophy champions coming up.

This. Would be 100% done. Me three. That would be it.

Mr Blobby's in the news:

Possibly has the worst hairstyle in the world.

Telegraph says we tried to "hijack" his move to Swansea after he had told them he was going there. Sounds pretty desperate if true.

http://www.football.london/chelsea-fc/transfer-news/chelseas-nathan-ake-make-20m-13254928

Swift rejection if there ever was one.

Opened talks apparently:

Think someone mentioned this earlier. Not a bad idea imo: http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle/15377967.Newcastle__Could_Krul_be_used_to_land_Montpellier_forward_/

Thought he had gone to Everton?

Ronaldo about to reach for the razor blades? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-waiting-answer-yoan-13252599

I think the Indy link us with George Thomas from Coventry today too. Sounds like someone from WW1.

Krul linked with Montpellier in the Chronicle.

It's Beardsley man. He's so far up Ashley's arse he's can't see what he's doing.

Propaganda machine in 5th gear: http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/mike-ashley-and-rafa-benitez-get-on-like-a-house-on-fire-at-newcastle-1-8618281

Never in doubt.

And we're out.

Best penalty so far.

Useless by Abraham.

Prutton is wooden as hell. Out of his comfort zone due to not being able to slag us off.

Jormans look dangerous now.

Nice one.