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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/fabricio-coloccini-left-newcastle-united-11550751? Looks a done deal.

Hope it's right.

Feck. Big mistake Andros.

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He does actually.

Good call.

Hope so. He'll obliterate the Championship.

Would be class if he stays. A decent CM and a couple of solid defenders and we are good to go.

Hope Rafa has some defenders lined up next.

We should offer him another deal and remove the buy-out clause. Probably too late though.

If it's Ritchie for the workshy fop that is Thauvin that would be brilliant. More likely Townsend though.

Cisse off or will he stay for the final year of his contract? If he goes we will need another forward IMO.

Don't do it Andros. You'll definitely get Pardewed.

A winger too if Andros is off which is looking likely.

Looks like a right scamp but in Rafa we trust.

WOAT?

Gayle on his way for medical - SSN.

Didn't see that coming.

Matt Ritchie for £10m: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/1341991/matt-ritchie-wanted-by-newcastle-as-they-line-up-10m-offer-for-bournemouth-star/

Siem de Jong (if lungs don't collapse).

The name of the suggested club suits him.

Very punchable face but would also take him.

First signing in 48 hours according to the local rags.

On the radio with Meaty Mick.