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Wildcard - return of Lickspittle? He's deluded enough to take it and would be as cheap as chips.

Where've you got that from? It was on SSN. Bagpuss was on the phone at the time, probably ordering several tubs of lard for his tea.

Not sure if the Warnock as Plan B rumour on Twitter is real or not. A 70 year old Colin Wanker would be hilarious.

Can see this one happening. Bargain basement: https://www.footballinsider247.com/exclusive-newcastle-set-to-finalise-first-summer-signing-after-offer-accepted/

Sell everyone: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7243617/Aston-Villa-lead-race-Newcastlelkeeper-Martin-Dubravka-ahead-Manchester-United-Tottenham.html Vile want Dubravka.

Good article that.

Fret, front-football with 5 left backs here we come. Don't think he'd have the bottle to return though. Your avatar.... it should be him smiling. And it should be resembling the Joker. I'm hoping this is the image of him bankrupt, destitute and after being bummed by an AIDs carrying horny hippo.

Fret, front-football with 5 left backs here we come. Don't think he'd have the bottle to return though.

Any chance of the King returning? He's on a free and knows how to brown tongue Ashley.

Would be funny. But I dread to see who's next. I want Charnley. I want maximum hilarity. Someone who'd make Joe Kinnear seem like a sensible choice. Thumbheed as the only employee (sounds like he's almost there already) would be very funny indeed.

We've all been fisted - I guess some like it?

Would be funny. But I dread to see who's next. I want Charnley.

I don’t mind Mark Douglas I think he is decent and the other 2 Chris Waugh and Andrew Musgrove are ok and they do get dogs abuse on twitter which a lot of the times isn’t justified. It’s Lee Ryder that pisses me off. He is shit and cheating a living. He is aggressive on twitter to anyone that questions him. I honestly don’t know how he has a job. I also think the Chronicle are too scared to push it and it’s not Douglas etc fault they will get that from the top. People don’t get their transfer news from papers anymore it’s all online and they are now just running click bait articles. I’m not surprised Chris Waugh has left. Also I wasn’t a big fan of Edwards but didn’t mind him but now I think he is a bitter cunt who can’t wait to just piss on people’s chips. He will love a Bruce ran Newcastle team so he can watch the fans suffer more. Ryder seems to revel in miserable news. I know there's a lot of it but he loves it.

Watching the Colchester United vs Ipswich friendly next Friday. I'll stay on here to witness the inevitable implosion but won't consider going back until Ashley is gone.

Vile splashing the cash: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48961186

It's hilarious how small time we are. It's as if we weren't one of the richest clubs in the world. But we are.

Isn't one a baldy former mackem?

Source? Class if Bagpuss rejects Ashley. He'd go up in my estimations.

Sounds like their chairman is as tightfisted as Ashley so this will drag on.

They'll no doubt be pleading poverty as usual. A strategy to reduce the time needed for transfers probably.

Get's my vote.

Dinosaur - and about the same size. At least Greggs' profits are going to improve.

The best day ever:

He'll scrap that and have the squad down Tynemouth beach, running miles with sacks of potatoes on their back. Get the fuckers grafting. While watching eating a huge bucket of lard.