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He hasn't managed the mackems (yet). Seems that is the criteria to deliberately piss everyone off. Fair play, it's worked.

AIDS or cancer? Can't decide....

Why not give it to Thumbheed on the same salary?

Would Assume Carroll would be on his shopping list.

"No Takeover Thread?" Thought this was the Ashley thread. "Ashley is a cunt" then.

"No Takeover Thread?"

The fat Clare Balding as our new manager. Champion.

That shite deserves a "special" braindead thread of it's own.

He'd want real money so unlikely.

5/6 is not nearly certain Its when the bookies suspend betting that you need to worry Ryder is tweeting betting suspended on Bruce Welcome Bagpuss.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/steve-bruce-emerges-favourite-newcastle-17788957 Joelinton mentioned at the bottom. Their strategy to deflect the abuse?

From RTG?

Lazaar and Aarons will be happy. Everyone else not.

Can totally see this happening.

They want someone with experience of the league, not some forrin apparently. Begs the question why Thumbheed was in Europe all last week...

Mrs Doubtfire would probably take it too.

Why do arseholes feel the need to compound everyone's misery?

"Look at me! Look at me!" They haven't a fucking clue.

They have more ambition.

Not clear at all. Still think it won't happen.

Reasonable to expect him to call Rafa first if by some chance he considered it. Blown us out according to the Mirror. Doubt he'd be a Yes man.

Can leave with his head held high. Our MF is now incredibly weak and will become critical when Longstaff gets flogged. Ginger Jack to the rescue...

Good manager. Probably too expensive for Fat Mike.

Maybe we are planning on playing 2 keepers next season? Might reduce the avalanche of goals: http://sportwitness.co.uk/newcastle-united-move-strongly-signing-concrete-idea-offer-ready/