LionOfGosforth

Mint game. Basically us defending for 90% of it while they sluggishly miss easy chances.

LOL, how did that stay out

27% Amazed it's that high, Clark nearly scores

Would love to know current possession percentage, we haven't had the ball for more than a few seconds for minutes on end

A goal has looked imminent since about minute 20

Look hungover and still should be 3 or 4 up, scary what they might have done

Brilliant cover by Fernandez

We don't "deserve" to be 4 down but could easily be that

Another glaring miss

a Miggy sighting

Joelinton is so comically slow and dim-witted in possession

We get good possession in a great area, 5 seconds later we're passing backwards and it's in our own half for fucks sake

what a rubbish cross Christ

Darlow is the reason we're not a couple of goals behind. We may have somehow had more shots overall but those stats aren't telling the story, 70-30 possession against us is though.

Having to defend at our limit for 45 minutes isn't a sustainable way to play, we've had major problems on both flanks, they've gotten in behind several times. Attacking wise, i've seen worse but this has 0-2 or worse written all over it.

Think if we roll wuh sleeves up a bit higher, 0-2 is in reach like

Cut to ribbons down our right again, Darls to the rescue

Yep, we look like a Wolseley doing 90 on the bypass

Milner looks ancient, like someone who used to be on Are You Being Served

"Newcastle beginning to tire" 36 minutes in, Bruce with all kinds of tricks up his sleeve no doubt to stem the tide

Getting rinsed down both flanks

Opened up with ease for the second time in as many minutes, looks shit defensively. Playing ok otherwise.

The answer to fixing statistical issues is always to rurl yer sleeves up

I know one thing, i'm fucking pig sick of hearing the word "remit" this past week, Christ.

The Flabfather