LionOfGosforth

We don't "deserve" to be 4 down but could easily be that

Another glaring miss

a Miggy sighting

Joelinton is so comically slow and dim-witted in possession

We get good possession in a great area, 5 seconds later we're passing backwards and it's in our own half for fucks sake

what a rubbish cross Christ

Darlow is the reason we're not a couple of goals behind. We may have somehow had more shots overall but those stats aren't telling the story, 70-30 possession against us is though.

Having to defend at our limit for 45 minutes isn't a sustainable way to play, we've had major problems on both flanks, they've gotten in behind several times. Attacking wise, i've seen worse but this has 0-2 or worse written all over it.

Think if we roll wuh sleeves up a bit higher, 0-2 is in reach like

Cut to ribbons down our right again, Darls to the rescue

Yep, we look like a Wolseley doing 90 on the bypass

Milner looks ancient, like someone who used to be on Are You Being Served

"Newcastle beginning to tire" 36 minutes in, Bruce with all kinds of tricks up his sleeve no doubt to stem the tide

Getting rinsed down both flanks

Opened up with ease for the second time in as many minutes, looks shit defensively. Playing ok otherwise.

The answer to fixing statistical issues is always to rurl yer sleeves up

I know one thing, i'm fucking pig sick of hearing the word "remit" this past week, Christ.

The Flabfather

Very, very good at being a useless berk.

VAR is such a joke and hopelessly implemented. Ultimately, it basically serves to keep dinosaur shite like Bruce in work.

Aye but we're better than yer Derby's and Swindon's of yesteryear. If I remember correctly, the football Swindon played in 1994 was light years better than this turbo shite.

Very, very good team

Is it the baldy dopey looking cunt (Agnew) or the dopey looking cunt with hair (Clemence) I swear the hopeless cunt just found two vaguely football-related people with the same first name to make things easier to remember, rather than, ya know, giving them jobs based on their fucking credentials or summat.

Worst Man Utd team i've seen since about 1988

"That ull shurra few people up" etc