LionOfGosforth

Yup. Infinitely preferable and more effective to wait until we're 3 down, having missed several presentable chances earlier on because the rest of our strikers can't hit a f***ing barn door. Genius strategy

Think it happened last January if anything

He'll do that when we go 2-1 down.

Can't win a home game for nothing, ridiculous.

Don't think it was the same moment

I watched that Norwich cup game and I don't think he used his right foot for anything other than standing on He looks a really explosive athlete, which I like, as Dummet is very much a non entity going forward. Think he'll do well for us. Sorely lacking some searing pace. No argument there

I watched that Norwich cup game and I don't think he used his right foot for anything other than standing on

Love the way Joselu's expression changes

Just a few years ago, not bad for 50-ish and Slimani loves her so it's relevant.

One of the other Bangles was as hot as Susanna, think it was Vicky Petersen Ah, the Eighties

Must be because it's a Hazy Shade of Winter outside

None of them are a patch on Susannah Hoffs though Carlisle, Gibson, Hoffs..... Tiffany. And that concludes this series of old men talk about wanks they once had we now return you to our scheduled broadcast Holy f*** We Signed a Striker. 'once had'... Yup still clinging to my youth. Hoffs was other-level hot man, ffs she's still pretty attractive today, 34 years on from her initial hotness. The others haven't held up much. Bet Slimani thinks Hoffs is the best

Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else Debbie Gibson topped both of them though Debateable

Aye, if he signs and can recover from a fucking thigh strain, he might actually contribute to about a quarter of our season

Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else I've a juicy Belle Stars (City Hall) anecdote as well, but I'll save it for next June/July when we're flapping about lack of transfer activity. Sign of the times, i'll be all ears "Stop Now" I had a right crush on Miranda. That the blonde? one of them was lovely, forget the names though

Saw her in Eldon Square in 1987, her PA got a shoe bounced off her head when the speaker blew. More exciting than any transfer window. Nicky Brown ('s a wally) introducing her? I was there. Threw a cheese sarnie at her and missed by a whisker. Yeah all I remember is, she was lush, sang maybe 2 songs, then a speaker blew, she nicked off and some old woman came out to explain the concert was over and got a shoe beamed off her forehead. Fucking hilarious. Had to bunk off school to go, place was jammed, kids pogoing all over the shop (and apparently falling through windows) to her songs.

Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else I've a juicy Belle Stars (City Hall) anecdote as well, but I'll save it for next June/July when we're flapping about lack of transfer activity. Sign of the times, i'll be all ears "Stop Now" ing song

Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else I've a juicy Belle Stars (City Hall) anecdote as well, but I'll save it for next June/July when we're flapping about lack of transfer activity. Sign of the times, i'll be all ears

Jammy bugger, she was lush back then. Had a thing for Tiffany but Belinda was something else

Saw her in Eldon Square in 1987, her PA got a shoe bounced off her head when the speaker blew. More exciting than any transfer window. I was there too my friend fell through HMV window while watching it Brilliant day, kids falling through windows and owld bags getting shoes smashes off their heads

Saw her in Eldon Square in 1987, her PA got a shoe bounced off her head when the speaker blew. More exciting than any transfer window.

5 wins and 10 draws It feels like they've won once and drawn three times. Yup that was the point, they may have won 5 but it feels like a couple with a few draws. They're still only one win out of the bottom 3, twats will scrape out of it somehow.