LionOfGosforth

It’s his first mistake for us, calm it down eh? I'm clam thanks. He's played about 97mins of football for us and loads of people on here go on like he's a footballing god. It was a schoolboy error. What, do you expect absolute perfection? You’re being a bit shellfish. Yeah, don't think anyone called him a footballing cod.

Living in central Connecticut, not met a Toon fan in nearly 20 years since I moved here and dealing with getting to NYC on a Saturday morning just doesn't appeal at all.

Love the Hodgson frame with Partridge in the corner

Didn't know she was married to Aziz Ansari

how long left? Stress is killing me

wouldnt trust him to press a lift button

Watch out, Perez fans will jump on ye! He's so fucking feeble like

Lascelles just having a rubbish shot for no reason at all

City have made Chelsea look old, outdated and tired. Only bad luck and last gasp defending has kept this from being 3 or 4-0

Why do keepers always bellow "AWAYYYYY!!!" when their team is trying to clear a corner? what else are your defenders going to do ffs, send the ball intentionally towards your own goal? p*ss off with it man

Phil Jones is a comedian not a fucking footballer

Alli is such a rat-faced little shit. His stupid hair reminds me of Terry Wogans microphone from Blankety Blank

Well deserved, great from Ritchie, GTFI

Sounds like we could be winning 4 or 5 nowt

Who else we gonna play there? Christ, use your loaf mate. There are more than 2 options

Alternative is diame. Awful if those are truly our only 2 options. At least Diame has more physical presence than a piece of paper, even though he's technically useless

What in the hell does Rafa see in Perez?

All this travel, scrapping and palaver to watch fucking Cologne play

Leave the transfer window without filling one of our most pressing positions, stop-gap immediately injured. Highly surprising

Didn't sign one of those desperately-needed positions, couldn't even loan Matt Targett ffs

It's amazing just how blatantly they act the cunt EVERY single transfer window and yet we continue to hope anyway, right to the bitter end. 11m net spend, sweet Jesus H Christ man.

Leaving personal feelings of despair to one side, he needs to walk away for his own sanity. These incompetent, ignorant, lying cunts will never ever change.

Yep. Selling him is stupid enough, not getting market value (for an English striker with unrealized potential due to constantly moving around or lack of usage) and not squeezing every last penny out of the buying club is downright incompetent.

And when we sell Gayle, we're basically break-even

Reminded me of that time Scott Parker ran himself to physical exhaustion and just had to lie by the touchline for a minute Think that might have been in a home game against Arsenal. Didn't he end up with a big lump of cotton wool in his mouth after taking an elbow in the mush for the cause?