Unbelievable

We'll make a tidy profit this financial year.. We may also get relegated..

As much as I rate the Zog and don't know much about Taylor this is a good deal for us. Snap their hands off.

Mr Unbelievable!

This could be a good move for us - if Man City agree with Shay then they know they have there player, other than the price and with there number 1 target on board im sure they'll succumb to a decent compromise. You don't negotiate deals in real life do you?

A firm 6. No signings and a bad result at home to the mackems could seal our faith..

Kinnear out

we score!

shit

Hope not!

Bassong injured..

Turn left

Yes, similarly to Owen there was not even contact.. He tried to play a pass and just crumbled down in pain..

Dear oh dear.. Our better players are made of glass..

Ref had a good view on it too..

Bugger, good pen shout..

You have seen the magic JFK halftime speech effect have you..?

He can't even afford a coat these days man.. Boo fucking boo..

shit

A couple!? I can see the ball freakily deflecting in the net from his arse maybe once, but certainly not multiple times..

Van der Sar sets the record for most time without conceding a goal..

1-0 Villa.. Heskey..

2-0 Defoe..

Is that a given?

Did you just sprout ovaries and start squatting to piss? "Leave Gabby alone .. " Zitty teen goes internet hardman... Good on you!

I don't care what you all say, it's a good read and it describes pretty well how a lot of fans must be feeling at the moment. Supporting Newcastle United used to be fun, now it's more like a drain..