Unbelievable

Spends most nights playing FIFA doesn't he? Plays like he does in any case

Oh dear Alisson Becker

My interest in football has waned quite a bit last few years (until recently), but any obvious examples? I mean I look at Lewandowski and his record in European competition or international games for Poland doesn't seem any worse than his domestic record compared to say a Harry Kane or something?

Holland I'll grant you, but Bundesliga? I don't think these league comparisons based on a few individuals' records work all that well. A player might be good for one club and not for another even in the same country, so you can't put everything on the league for starters. Owen was a 1 in 2 striker at Liverpool and in his year at Madrid only managed 1 in 3 and failed. Similarly Bale was on fire for Spurs and failed at Madrid as well. What does this tell us about the strength of the PL and La Liga? I suspect not a great deal per se, since I think the average level in the PL (opposition defenders) is probably higher than anywhere else. A player however has to feel at ease and must fit his new surroundings. There's more to player performance than which league they perform(ed) well in.

Oh, it's Wood we got! I take it all back. He's terrific is Wood.

I don't know Woods that well, but from what little I've seen of both I would take Weghorst over him even though I don't rate him particularly highly.

Not sure about him, but 16m seems a decent enough price.

I’d rather he was built the other way around. A shit brickhouse doesn’t fill me with confidence.

Welcome back Gemmill! You have been missed. We were quite busy (at times) during the Ashley years . But thank God those days are over now and we can look upward again.

GTFI, great result

Fuming at that decision

Good effort Shelvey

Bugger. No Dutch broadcast for our match today. How are we doing lads?

God, when you put it like that it’s really quite desperately horrific

Starting to look like we'll be playing at the Stadium of Shite again next year

Don't want to be overly harsh, but doesn't look like a saviour to me at all. At fault for their goal too. Pretty shitty debut when we really needed him to hit the ground running.

Game over. 1-1. Shit performance. We're doomed.

Not impressed by Wood at all like

Foul ref

Lascelles beaten far too easily too.. SHIT

That was inevitable. Wood losing possession far too easily

FFS 1-1

Howay Almiron, chase that ball down for the full 10 remaining minutes!

Urgh, Lascelles losing possession all the time

Extra time equaliser written all over this, sadly