Unbelievable

Tiote

Gouffran

Play advantage FFS ref

Willo

I must be about three minutes behind.

We're so fucking shit

Offside. Good.

Fuck off Pardew

BOOM!!!

His best position according to the King

I want to kill this Dutch commentator. Stating that Newcastle fans have been spoilt in a 6 game winning run, but that has been ended by too many injuries. Fuck off

Sounds like Pardew's NUFC What makes that our first halves?

What is their team? EFC: Joel, Coleman, Distin, Alcaraz, Garbutt, Baines, Barry ©, McCarthy, McGeady, Eto'o, Kone. subs: Griffiths, Oviedo, Lukaku, Mirallas, Besic, Barkley, Browning. Interesting. Their bench will be the difference.

What is their team?

Cabella should just put in a transfer request now tbh, alongside Anita.

We're fucked. Alnwick, Williamson, Dummett, Tiote, Colback. Eight defensive minded players again, yet so much mediocrity.

Gouffran!

Top 8 or.. 8th strongest in the league? That's midtable. City Chelsea Man Utd Arsenal Tottenham Everton Liverpool West Ham's attacking options makes them a clearly stronger squad too. IMO we are 9th strongest at best. Haven't seen much of Southampton. We are in that group of clubs that are midtable which could be in a relegation scrap with a few under performing players or poor management. You think West Ham have a stronger squad than us? Yep. Good options up front. Sakho, Valencia & Carroll is a good amount of fire power. That doesn't make their squad stronger than ours.

I'd gladly take Beardsley interim and see how it goes if it means Pardew goes. Hell, I'd probably take Kinnear too.

IF, he did go, IF... who do you think would we get? No-one really comes to mind. Kinnear. Nailed on as interim, then permanent. Who will we get after his next heart surgery?

Must. Not. Hope.

Tadic' assist was even better imo.

That 5 million euros has been known for ages hasn't it? I hadn't heard about the 20 game clause. We were desperate to see the back of him apparently. You have to wonder why.