Unbelievable

Ridiculous booking

Should score

Better Mitro

Still no booking?

God damn, Colback is indestructable.

Oh man Colo, wake up

So Perez left wing and Wijnaldum as the 10. Interesting

Agreed Nut

20 minutes? How about we give him a full game for the next 10 or so games? Why do we keep bringing in these French wingers when our head coaches are too afraid to bed them in properly?

Clueless, absolutely clueless

Sarah !! is absolutely fine thanks mate. Welcome back man! ManDoon and Bimpy back in the same week. Place feels good again. Need Rich back now.

Well, that tends to happen when you refuse to pay money for them. Agreed.

Spot on that analysis sadly

It is me aye, if i'm honest i've missed this place, you all the guys here. You calmed down about The Walking Dead yet m8? TCD levels of relentlessness

Yes i am mate, had a very good year, sorted out a lot of things in my life and come out very much happier. Good on you. We've missed you around.

You back bimpy mate?

A very early contender for POTY

It's happening

Gelukkig nieuwjaar! Let's make it one to remember. Here's hoping for a fantastic year for you all personally, the N-O community (thanks Dave and mods for continuing to make it possible) and our beloved club!

What the fuck's going on here? I wasn't impressed when we went for Anita and I'm still not. He's not the type of player who I expected to adapt well to this league. He's still miles better than Colback though and would probably be of much more use in a league where they play actual football, like La Liga.

Erm, your maths are off. We'd be on 37 and quite possibly down.

Again though, they're plenty good enough to not be in the relegation zone. If, as I expect, we will be able to just about hang on to PL survival in May, will people say McClaren has overachieved by doing so? Of course they won't, and rightly so.