Unbelievable

http://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/update/2014-10-14/peter-beardsley-tells-fans-not-to-panic/ I can only conclude that Peter doesn't know the meaning of the word 'great'.

Fat Mike won't even be able to see his own SD adverts

http://i.imgur.com/hBj395M.jpg Exactly, that says 60 m2, and by the looks of those fitters compared to the mount and scaffolding there is no doubt that this is it.

OMFG

What are you shouting at Nigel Pearson for midds? http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/impossible-players-happy-size-squad-season/story-23130113-detail/story.html

How much would your average academy kid be on? Doubt it would be all that much really. Anyway, it's a strange argument to make. They make their money by training and performing in matches, not by being forced to sit through endless sessions of boring Pardew hoofball.

WTF

He actually did say it when people were applauding. My bad.

KK said good things about both Ashley and Pardew in his talk-in, to be fair. Pardew doing a great job. (Once again) watch this and tell me where he says Pardew is doing a great job then:

Source: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-owner-mike-ashley-7928379 it's the old pardew is a good manager counter-argument really isn't it: Davie, would you be happy having the c*** buy celtic out then? no?...f***ing jog on then My point was that none of what was stated is factually correct. Ashley did not wipe out our debt. He did not hand us £130million interest free and he certainly hasn't backed Alan Pardew, or indeed any other manager, beyond reason.

Source: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-owner-mike-ashley-7928379

"In fact, the last time Newcastle started a Premier League campaign this badly they went on to finish the season in fifth position." In 2011-12 we finished fifth and had 15 points on the board after 7 games. In 2003-04 we finished fifth and had 6 points on the board after 7 games.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mike-williamson-newcastle-united-miles-7929404

Out of curiosity why? Hiddink has been well past his best for years, I mean the man made Pardew look good tactically in that Anzhi tie. To me Hiddink is the perfect appointment for international football or as a short term solution (i.e. the way Chelsea used him). I don't agree he's past it tactically, but he's a master at peaking at the right time, i.e. tournament type football. It's looking bleak, but I do hope he gets to prove it one last time, or this will be a really bad stain on an otherwise excellent career.

FT 2-0. Well well well

Introducing himself at the start of a post like he's some sort of rapper.

This is fucking unbelievable. I couldn't have hoped for a better appointment than Hiddink, but by the looks of things we could miss out on the next Euros

HT now. We're atrocious. Seems like all our players have been Hiddinked.

Shearer back to blaming the players in his latest interview on the Chronicle. All the players are underperforming, but it's apparently nothing to do with Pardew

I assumed you knew what I meant by 'impossible job' FFS. Still do.

For the same reason that Keegan won't. They've both dealt with Ashley first hand, so they would know it's an impossible job. Still, reading those quotes, that definitely refers to Pardew being poor, even if he doesn't mention him by name. I think the absence of a reference to Ashley here is more telling than the absence of Pardew being named directly.

Funny he blames Ashley and the players for all of this. Most of the times yes, not this time by the looks of it.

We's snap their hands off then never play him regardless of fitness.

Look what has become of us