Unbelievable

Should have hired Poch's translator.

Fazio is hilariously bad

Oh wow, that challenge

What a hit

Fazio

Dat defending

Definitely. Wasn't even on target. Horrible finish.

Lloris should keep that out surely?

Love a bit of Gylfi

Told yous this lad was class

Ayoze

Dummett has been superb at centre back to be fair to him.

What a let off

Janmaat

WTF Krul

Abeid's. What is the one next to that? A goal attempt from 40 yards that would have gone well wide and got blocked three yards in?

FYP

Perez

Colo a bit lucky that Anichebe didn't go down.

Dear God, we are hideously bad..

Sammy and Haidara

Sammy FFS

Just seen our lineup. Can't knock it really..

Did Fat Sam really just say "if you look back on the DVD"?

Aye.