Unbelievable

Foreigners do. Foreign managers get criticised plenty by English pundits too.

Sissoko running into five defenders

Dat defending

Did I just see Krul hold on to the ball for 30 seconds to wait for Taylor to come back into position, letting them get back into position as well? Safety first, huh lads?

Catastrophic

Pen tbh

Southampton are playing some lovely football. Not really Koemanesque at all I would say.

These might well be worse than us

Oh my fucking God

Brown

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-boss-alan-pardew-7999016

You what mate I'd have thought it was fairly self explanatory. Ryan Taylor, yeah? The mediocre full back whose leg fell off, well in my opinion I believe we'd be better off playing him than Obertan. And by better off I don't mean good, I mean less s***. You what mate

Just bench him then. We'll all play him

What's the fat cunt up to now then?

If that counts as a fantastic performance I dread to think what a bad one would look like. Fantastic result aye, but the performance was one of the worst of the season, and that's saying a lot.

Ridiculous really when you think of it.

May be a Giggs, but this was a nice jinx by Paddy: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29643642

The Chronicle have seen your stats and run with it: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jack-colbacks-claims-false-position-7982116 They get delivered some cold hard facts they could have dug up themselves, and they still find a way to fuck it up:

They did ask about the ball boys mate, be sure to read it all next time yeah?

There's literally nothing for them to comment on

I'd imagine any questions will have been vetted beforehand. If a topic so crucial to the fans' enjoyment of the product and to the future of the club is not open to discussion I would like to know why even a single one of those "fans" bothered to turn up.

The words "Pardew" and "manager" (in relation to Alan Pardew) don't even feature in those meeting minutes. Not one of those fan representatives bothered to ask about how long he is permitted to take the club down?

A "fan forum" and we're led to believe that not a single fan has expressed their dismay at the club's current predicament, and Pardew's management of the first team in particular? Fuck right off, what a charade.

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