The Bonk

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Merino, Sels.

It’s the hope that kills you.

Please god/Eddie, he’s got himself twisted numerous times and looks so uncomfortable there.

Barnes should never be playing right wing. Put Gordon there, Eddie!

The Stripper Tripper is on the bench?

That’s true, see where you are coming from.

That’s the most Keith thing I’ve ever read.

Closer profile to a Burnley, no? You’re being generous there, mate.

Bendtner couldn't be a more fitting name for the guy.

Not THAT OLD FASHIONED! Also, that’s verging on headlock, less ‘clothesline’.

Indeed:

That’s pretty good when not watching us, agree with you there.