The Bonk

Eddie went easy on 'em.

How's he not broken his leg? Fucking hell, that was horrific.

Lavia, Walker-Peters.

That's a class header from Kane. Love a top corner header like that.

I was thinking mid-level villain that demands his ransom in crypto.

ridiculous

Be even funnier if he’s commissioned that.

He’s going to combust if he ever scores.

I mean, Steve fucking Bruce, Sanjay. Point taken, though, Howe did wonders with the players available.

Bruno is an absolute mentalist on the pitch.

The belief and effort are what tell me we're a couple big players away from something special. I wouldn't see Bruno for any price right now, it would set us back so much.

I'm expecting to see a little Jonjo inside Murphy's gaping mouth during the team photo.

whingebag's is better than cous cous nonce's.

Who could forget?

Beat Spurs 3-0 season before last, gave Everton a good beating (hardly relevant, but miles ahead of where they currently sit), have some decent draws against the 'top 6'. I'm just saying they haven't really looked this hopeless for a while.

I'm still counting the Intertwobob as a major trophy in my time as a supporter.

Think we’ll win 2-1, with about 60% possession and an xG of around 3.65. Willock and Bruno respectively.

He was very good for Palace, instrumental in their attack and getting the ball up the pitch.

The players look lethargic when I've watched them. Palace are usually good for an upset or two a season against tougher opposition. They've had a single shot on goal in the last 5 matches or something like that. Parker would instil a bit of fight in them that's been missing and has a track record of promotion if Palace do go down. Could be a good fit for both of them.

Yeah sorry, he’s (Parker) had his stock drop with that debacle. That being said, I could still see him going there and doing enough to keep them up.

couldn’t believe that when I saw it. Complete madness.

If he didn’t take the Brugge job, I would have agreed with you.