The Bonk

you and @midds have me giggling through my last Zoom meeting of the day. Had to turn the camera off.

Fucking hell man. There's no way he's even considered composting in his entire existence.

Imagine the amount of eggshells you'd have to walk on being related or married to the bloke. "Eeee don't mention the veegaan thing to Duncan, it makes him pure radge"

I was thinking an even shiter version of this:

Captain Chaos doesn't want to hear it, mate.

The unfortunate thing now is we're all accustomed to VAR being a part of the game. How shite was the FA Cup game when we didn't have it? Goal line tech was fantastic, but I'm with you, VAR sucks, however it's too far entrenched to get rid of it.

Looks happier there than he would have rocking up to Goodison.

I’m convinced these idiots only watch our games, ignore theirs, then go on to compare our players or transfer targets to their middle of the pack Champo squad. no other fan base does this.

Got Trossard to Arsenal, no problem with it personally.

Why does he always need to comes across as so petulant? Who didn’t love you, Luke? WHO!?

Fair enough!

At 21, he was arguably one of the best players in that shower of shite last year. Richarlson, Gordon and Iwobi kept them up by the skin of their teeth. The bias against Gordon on here is ridiculous.

Yet Rafa was shite. Okay, "Hutchie".

For all the praise we’ve gotten this year, most of the matches and the commentary go like this: Kick off/Leadup: “Newcastle are having a magical season, currently sitting in the top four and champs league qualification“ “Can they build on it???” During the game: “A year ago, Newcastle were losing to teams like Leicester, what a turnaround” Playing a promoted team: “It was only a few years ago this massive club we’re playing in the Championship” Gets a bit tedious and we don’t need reminding of how shit we were under Ashley. Pricks!

Not been the most scintillating weekend of Prem football, has it?

2 big chances, 14 shots in their box, with an Xg of 1.25. Stats back your observation up, we created, but lack fret.

Solid defensive unit, counter half decently, they’re just as frustrating to us as we are to Arsenal a few weeks back.

Brighton could pump these something ugly. Is Maddison back from injury?

Purple patch incoming.

“HE’S THIEVING MY CHAOS!!!!”

Indeed, they were great together along with Eze.

He looks so shit in this Chelsea team, like a fish out of water.