The Bonk

Holy shit.

What! I've seen them wear headsets with a mic extension!

Wouldn't you if someone had presumably forced you to wear a f***ing daft hat like that? http://i.imgur.com/eyhPh.png Can you imagine the camera man talking to the control room? Cameraman: (scanning the crowd for a post goal... reaction aaaaaand bingo.....) "Aye, I found a right spacka wearing a fucking koala hat, tears flowing, locked on!" Control "Fucking hell...., camera 4 close up on the spastic in 4-3-2-1....MAGIC!"

At 26? I'm 32 next month, marra. The missus is your age, though. He's 15. I'm 25. Ahhh...thought the Bennet lad was 16. Having a quarter life crisis are we?

At 26? I'm 32 next month, marra. The missus is your age, though.

Fuck off you Rugby loving cunts!

Think I should trademark it? Sell the rights to the club shop so they can sell it on t-shirts Maybe they'll put it on the side of the Stadium.

Think I should trademark it? I can see it on t-shirts. You have the vision, I have the skills. Let's get it done.

:lol: I'm good for one every so often.

Think I should trademark it?

Fucking buttered it in like a smooth criminal!

CABEYE!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

Yikes. He sounds better off playing for our reserves.

http://media.hof.wemakemedia.co.uk/cache/8594_display.jpg RTG has a Canadian correspondant while Newcastle-Online hasn't. Aye! I'm in Toronto!

Returning thanks to the goal gods: http://i.imgur.com/w168v.png

Ha, indeed mate!

This is the first one of these I've generally LOL'd at.

He was a beast, couldn't ask for a better captain.

Wow, that was the best 20min of football we've played in years.

That's a fucking HAND BALL!

We're getting mugged by this cunting ref.

FUCK!!!!!!

I know that's how I looked when he scored. You and me both, mate.

Shola get's the monkey drummer: http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2908/monkeydrummert.gif