The Bonk

It's Miserable Martin Tyler

"They do like a tribute here don't they, Micheal" sorry Martin, hopefully it doesn't pain you too much. Going on about the "cold of the north" now.

"St. James Park, A Beacon of Light in the Night" - Martin Tyler just now. He's just as bad as Drury.

The team is counting on you to watch every match in full kit.

didn’t see it come off the defender’s head initially, I am rescinding my scintillating original comment.

That is pure filth, awesome strike. Man U looking the same as they have all season.

Yikes, could be an ugly night for Ipswich.

I’m sure he’s had opportunities, but they probably don’t match his Chelsea payout compensation wise.

Ramsdale hunting for a transfer to Liverpool there.

Salah is shredded

What is he doing? 3 goals needlessly conceded by Southampton. Assuming Salah scores here.

Bednarek next to him trying to figure out a TikTok filter on his phone was hilarious too.

Ramsdale in the stands.

Saints gifting goals all season. McCarthy is a donkey.

Tick’s a lot of the Howe type player boxes.

Lovely pass from Armstrong.

Get in!

So lucky, wor Adam.

Probably for the best as he’s been ineffective and reckless.

Lallanna off injured.

Shot right at the keeper in space. Should be level on the back of that opportunity.

That was so shit.

Of course those cunts, but the most shocking omission is Chelsea.

He grew the character on purpose to take heat off of the players, same shit Mourinho did before him. Klopp did it with less entertainment value and more contempt as his German pragmatism got the better of him dealing with the English media eventually.

Watching this has triggered me to how poor we were that day.