The Bonk

If Barnes wasn’t injured, he’d have been on for Gordon.

Fuck me, horrible.

Let’s go, Tripps curls one in here. Please God!!!

Nothing clicking today.

Yup, this will end in a draw.

Still think we’ll take points here, game feels like we are going to Knick one.

They really are quality and brilliantly managed.

so lucky

I was trying "couldn't hit a barn-idor", but you've nailed it.

They're anaemic anywhere near the Mackem's goal and rash defending theirs.

Over football or Newcastle in general? Thanks for sharing, @Rod. Hope your bro softens up one day as it's not worth being bitter over. Poor guy.

Figured as much.

My relatives in Newcastle (I'm a half breed Geordie) have Mackem friends who are sound, not too bothered with football in general (maybe that's why they're sound). They aren't like this at all, where they have any sort on animosity towards Newcastle or NUFC. Is it only the MLF's on RTG that are like this?

To concede 3 goals in 12min after being on top for 80min is something. Man U up to 12th, Spurs down to 14th, is pretty funny.

Can't wait to see the "We Didn't Lose To Southampton" Trophy trotted out.

Southampton, man. Fuck you doing?

You know if it was still level there'd be 8+min, but these cunts are ahead, it's 5min.

Celebrating like they've won the league.

the violent arm wave did me in. My GF is Portuguese, this definitely tracks. The only thing her dad did with her and her sister growing up was fish together, also without a licence. The rest of the time he was at the neighbourhood club smoking the shit outta cigarette's complaining about Benfica.

those video comp titles always crack me up along with a horrific choice of music.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c708p0d546po Already have. Once the window opened and rumours swirled, their form has dipped.

Take that all day, but I hope we tighten up a few areas of the pitch for Saturday. Bournemouth will be much more clinical than Wolves.

Beats our Hall floated corners that lead to counter attacks.

8 minutes extra fuck off