The Bonk

GeJon, the god of Turkish Delight.

Aphro? Does jah mean, Afro, mon?

Wonder if Dyer will ever play again. The jewel laced twat.

I wonder if the players thought he was a cunt for sitting up in the stands first half. Might have been better to be down on the pitch, eh Sam? Where the players can fucking hear you! Good try, fatty.

Playing football in Canada at only 32 having been turfed out of more clubs than anybody can remember in recent years ( cue alex to list them ). That's about rock bottom. Fuck it, sounds pretty rock n roll to me.

Awesome! I might actually go to a game this summer!

Haha... one left last season! We played better under Allardyce, tbh. Actually, the best football we've played in the last couple years has been under Souness! Haha.... awesome!

Weeeeee!!!! This should be a fun ride. If you can't challenge for the top, why not challenge for the bottom?

Keegan is totally blameless, didn't you hear? I'm more Geordie than you. Erm, congratulations? 'Twas a joke, mate. Forgot the winky, but I'm worried about you. Know that. Stop listening to that metal music, it's too angry! You're a role model, after all.

Keegan is totally blameless, didn't you hear? I'm more Geordie than you.

Haha... nowt much else left to do. No point in getting worked up about it, we stink.

This isn't very fun. Isn't supporting football supposed to be fun? Chin up, lads.

Hopefully he has a wonder goal in him today like he did last year.

Has he ever not scored against us?

Okay, time to actually get some work done. Fucking Shrek looking balding cunt!

Do they ever?

In a Villa shirt? I like the lad, had a rough go of it the last couple months, though. Hope his form returns to the goodness of last year.

KILL! KILL! KILL!

I knew that we'd give a good effort because I've decided to go into work and not watch this. Fucking cunts. Come on lads!!!! Let's take the title away from them like they did us!

With a melted neck.

I think we'll get a result from this. Nowt much else to say.

You think if Vinnie gave him another squeeze, it would set him straight? Like they used to do in the Flinstones?

It's pretty easy to rip on Gazza, but having had some people close to me lose it mentally, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Get better, Gazzer, for yourself and nobody else.

Christ, that is scary!

Nail on head.