The Bonk

Ouch.

How fucking mental do you have to be? 6 years not enough? He's ruined this poor teenagers life and her family.

His sister is a real piece of work: /status/706508594343186432

https://twitter.com/The_Attendant/status/710920133896753152

Spirited first half performance. Brilliant goal from them, Perez should have scored and 1-1 would be a far HT scoreline.

http://i.imgur.com/ehn0xPv.jpg?1 Might be second guessing her decision to stick by him.

Infuriating how clueless we are around their box.

http://i.imgur.com/58upBGR.jpg If I had my mouse, I'd cut him out and onto the bench.

How did he miss that?

http://i.imgur.com/y1NHp4M.jpg

That's good, but this is great too:

Somebody needs to brush up on their Illustrator/Indesign copy and paste technique.

I imagine the 7 million he's making a year isn't on offer from most clubs.

Fucking lucky cunts.

1 win in 6, in group play. Yikes.

I love him because he writes his own script unlike Pardew who could never be that original. On a side note, if I was a St. James ball boy, I'd be brimming from ear to ear that he said that, even if it's a load of shite.

They've all gone full retard bar Ayoze.

Might be a Giggs, but Deadspin has picked this up too: http://deadspin.com/rival-fans-pay-tribute-to-newcastle-fans-on-plane-shot-1607726044

Imagine the disappointment once you finally get to post?

"He's a Spaniard, not...a.....South American" I don't want this to end.

Love him.

These two are amazing.